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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya...
By
Sandeep
(
Nov 18, 2013
)
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SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai.
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