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Nov 18, 2013 SMS Collection
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Nov 18, 2013 SMS COLLECTION
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Santa court mein jud...
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
By:
Sandeep
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: "Madam t...
Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Girl : How can U be so sure?
Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing.
By:
Sandeep
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Josh: Why was ...
Josh: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Mark: Dunno. Why? Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!
Merry Christams 2013.
By:
Sandeep
Category:
FESTIVALS
(
CHRISTMAS
)
Banta: Marte waqt aa...
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai.
By:
Sandeep
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Masterji: kal school...
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.
By:
Sandeep
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Knock, knock....
Santa: Knock, knock.Elf: Who's there? Santa: Olive. Elf: Olive, who? Santa: Olive the other reindeer.
Merry Christams 2013.
By:
Sandeep
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Josh: Knock, knock! ...
Josh: Knock, knock! Samantha: Who's there? Josh: Dexter. Samantha: Dexter, who? Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
Merry Christmas 2013.
By:
Sandeep
Category:
FESTIVALS
(
CHRISTMAS
)
Sean: Knock, knock. ...
Sean: Knock, knock. Fawn: Who's there? Sean: Murray. Fawn: Murray who? Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!
Merry Christmas 2013.
By:
Sandeep
Category:
FESTIVALS
(
CHRISTMAS
)
Darth Vader: I know ...
Darth Vader: I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.
Merry Christmas 2013.
By:
Sandeep
Category:
FESTIVALS
(
CHRISTMAS
)
Amanda: What’s the...
Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight? Robert: What? Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
By:
Sandeep
Category:
FESTIVALS
(
CHRISTMAS
)
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