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Garmi Ki Chhuttiyo K...

Garmi Ki Chhuttiyo Ke 2 Faayde.
1. Apni Fuljhari Mama Ke Ghar Chali
Jaati Hai.
2. Baju Ke Ghar Me Nyi Fuljhari Apne
Mama Ke Yaha Aati Hai.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek Muddat Se Meri Mu...

Ek Muddat Se Meri Mumy Nahi Soyi
Ae Dosto
Wo Kehti Hai Ki
"Agr Me So Gyi
To Tu Ladkiyo Ko Phone Krenga"
(.") / Yaar
/) ( Main
. LL Aisa Hu Kya.?

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Taras Taras Ke Baras...

Taras Taras Ke Baraste Hai Mere Aansu Roz is Waqt,
Ki Aaj Ek Aur Din DhaL Gya Kunware Pan Me.
(',')
/) (\ Dekh Yaar
_//_ Shadi Nahi Karwa Rahe Ghar WaaLe.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mera Bacha Hi Rehta ...

Mera Bacha Hi Rehta
Tu Achha Tha,
Hazaaro Ladkiyo Ko MushkiL Me DaaL Diya,
Maine Jawan Hokar,
\(',')
. [ ]\
._//_
Maasha Allaah.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

.(',') /[...

.(',')
/[ ]\ (','),___
_/''\__// LL
Are Are
Kya Hua?
Agr sMs Ke Paise Nhi H To is Me Paaw Pakrne WaLi Kya Baat H
Uth Jao
Fir Kabhi sMs Bhej Dena

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ldki-mujhe aisii sab...

Ldki-mujhe aisii sabji do jiske kai fayde ho
Admi-yeh lo kakdi,
psand aye to kha lena varna
.
.
.
.
.
Gol Piece karke ankh Par laga lena.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Nardji Kehte He- Na...

Nardji Kehte He-
Nari Nari Mat Kr Murkh
Nari Hai Nrak Ka Dwar
Khush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi
Whi Mal Mutra Ka Dwar.
Narayan
Narayan
Narayan

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Jab Gabbar Singh ne ...

Jab Gabbar Singh ne janam liya To, Maa use bahut maar rahi thi.
Nurse ne pucha- kyu maar rahi ho.
Maa boli- Sala puchta hai kitne aadmi they

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

6inch lamba kala u...

6inch lamba
kala
upar ka hissa lal
pakdne me mota
kafi chikna
hr ladki ki pasand,
upar niche hone wala,
.
Naya Nokia 6162

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Jb dekhu To dil Krta...

Jb dekhu To dil Krta pakad lu
jb pakad lu to dil krta dabadu
jb daba du toh dil karta chus lu
Q ki sal me ek bar jo aata h
Aam ka mausam,,"

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

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Garmi Ki Chhuttiyo K...

Garmi Ki Chhuttiyo Ke 2 Faayde.
1. Apni Fuljhari Mama Ke Ghar Chali
Jaati Hai.
2. Baju Ke Ghar Me Nyi Fuljhari Apne
Mama Ke Yaha Aati Hai.

Ek Muddat Se Meri Mu...

Ek Muddat Se Meri Mumy Nahi Soyi
Ae Dosto
Wo Kehti Hai Ki
"Agr Me So Gyi
To Tu Ladkiyo Ko Phone Krenga"
(.") / Yaar
/) ( Main
. LL Aisa Hu Kya.?

Taras Taras Ke Baras...

Taras Taras Ke Baraste Hai Mere Aansu Roz is Waqt,
Ki Aaj Ek Aur Din DhaL Gya Kunware Pan Me.
(',')
/) (\ Dekh Yaar
_//_ Shadi Nahi Karwa Rahe Ghar WaaLe.

Mera Bacha Hi Rehta ...

Mera Bacha Hi Rehta
Tu Achha Tha,
Hazaaro Ladkiyo Ko MushkiL Me DaaL Diya,
Maine Jawan Hokar,
\(',')
. [ ]\
._//_
Maasha Allaah.

.(',') /[...

.(',')
/[ ]\ (','),___
_/''\__// LL
Are Are
Kya Hua?
Agr sMs Ke Paise Nhi H To is Me Paaw Pakrne WaLi Kya Baat H
Uth Jao
Fir Kabhi sMs Bhej Dena

Ldki-mujhe aisii sab...

Ldki-mujhe aisii sabji do jiske kai fayde ho
Admi-yeh lo kakdi,
psand aye to kha lena varna
.
.
.
.
.
Gol Piece karke ankh Par laga lena.

Nardji Kehte He- Na...

Nardji Kehte He-
Nari Nari Mat Kr Murkh
Nari Hai Nrak Ka Dwar
Khush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi
Whi Mal Mutra Ka Dwar.
Narayan
Narayan
Narayan

Jab Gabbar Singh ne ...

Jab Gabbar Singh ne janam liya To, Maa use bahut maar rahi thi.
Nurse ne pucha- kyu maar rahi ho.
Maa boli- Sala puchta hai kitne aadmi they

6inch lamba kala u...

6inch lamba
kala
upar ka hissa lal
pakdne me mota
kafi chikna
hr ladki ki pasand,
upar niche hone wala,
.
Naya Nokia 6162

Jb dekhu To dil Krta...

Jb dekhu To dil Krta pakad lu
jb pakad lu to dil krta dabadu
jb daba du toh dil karta chus lu
Q ki sal me ek bar jo aata h
Aam ka mausam,,"

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Khuman SMS COLLECTION

Garmi Ki Chhuttiyo K...

Garmi Ki Chhuttiyo Ke 2 Faayde. 1. Apni Fuljhari Mama Ke Ghar Chali Jaati Hai. 2. Baju Ke Ghar Me Nyi Fuljhari Apne Mama Ke Yaha Aati Hai.

Ek Muddat Se Meri Mu...

Ek Muddat Se Meri Mumy Nahi Soyi Ae Dosto Wo Kehti Hai Ki "Agr Me So Gyi To Tu Ladkiyo Ko Phone Krenga" (.") / Yaar /) ( Main . LL Aisa Hu Kya.?

Taras Taras Ke Baras...

Taras Taras Ke Baraste Hai Mere Aansu Roz is Waqt, Ki Aaj Ek Aur Din DhaL Gya Kunware Pan Me. (',') /) (\ Dekh Yaar _//_ Shadi Nahi Karwa Rahe Ghar WaaLe.

Mera Bacha Hi Rehta ...

Mera Bacha Hi Rehta Tu Achha Tha, Hazaaro Ladkiyo Ko MushkiL Me DaaL Diya, Maine Jawan Hokar, \(',') . [ ]\ ._//_ Maasha Allaah.

.(',') /[...

.(',') /[ ]\ (','),___ _/''\__// LL Are Are Kya Hua? Agr sMs Ke Paise Nhi H To is Me Paaw Pakrne WaLi Kya Baat H Uth Jao Fir Kabhi sMs Bhej Dena

Ldki-mujhe aisii sab...

Ldki-mujhe aisii sabji do jiske kai fayde ho Admi-yeh lo kakdi, psand aye to kha lena varna . . . . . Gol Piece karke ankh Par laga lena.

Nardji Kehte He- Na...

Nardji Kehte He- Nari Nari Mat Kr Murkh Nari Hai Nrak Ka Dwar Khush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi Whi Mal Mutra Ka Dwar. Narayan Narayan Narayan

Jab Gabbar Singh ne ...

Jab Gabbar Singh ne janam liya To, Maa use bahut maar rahi thi. Nurse ne pucha- kyu maar rahi ho. Maa boli- Sala puchta hai kitne aadmi they

6inch lamba kala u...

6inch lamba kala upar ka hissa lal pakdne me mota kafi chikna hr ladki ki pasand, upar niche hone wala, . Naya Nokia 6162

Jb dekhu To dil Krta...

Jb dekhu To dil Krta pakad lu jb pakad lu to dil krta dabadu jb daba du toh dil karta chus lu Q ki sal me ek bar jo aata h Aam ka mausam,,"

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Garmi Ki Chhuttiyo Ke 2 Faayde.
1. Apni Fuljhari Mama Ke Ghar Chali
Jaati Hai.
2. Baju Ke Ghar Me Nyi Fuljhari Apne
Mama Ke Yaha Aati Hai.

Ek Muddat Se Meri Mumy Nahi Soyi
Ae Dosto
Wo Kehti Hai Ki
"Agr Me So Gyi
To Tu Ladkiyo Ko Phone Krenga"
(.") / Yaar
/) ( Main
. LL Aisa Hu Kya.?

Taras Taras Ke Baraste Hai Mere Aansu Roz is Waqt,
Ki Aaj Ek Aur Din DhaL Gya Kunware Pan Me.
(',')
/) (\ Dekh Yaar
_//_ Shadi Nahi Karwa Rahe Ghar WaaLe.

Mera Bacha Hi Rehta
Tu Achha Tha,
Hazaaro Ladkiyo Ko MushkiL Me DaaL Diya,
Maine Jawan Hokar,
\(',')
. [ ]\
._//_
Maasha Allaah.

.(',')
/[ ]\ (','),___
_/''\__// LL
Are Are
Kya Hua?
Agr sMs Ke Paise Nhi H To is Me Paaw Pakrne WaLi Kya Baat H
Uth Jao
Fir Kabhi sMs Bhej Dena

Ldki-mujhe aisii sabji do jiske kai fayde ho
Admi-yeh lo kakdi,
psand aye to kha lena varna
.
.
.
.
.
Gol Piece karke ankh Par laga lena.

Nardji Kehte He-
Nari Nari Mat Kr Murkh
Nari Hai Nrak Ka Dwar
Khush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi
Whi Mal Mutra Ka Dwar.
Narayan
Narayan
Narayan

Jab Gabbar Singh ne janam liya To, Maa use bahut maar rahi thi.
Nurse ne pucha- kyu maar rahi ho.
Maa boli- Sala puchta hai kitne aadmi they

6inch lamba
kala
upar ka hissa lal
pakdne me mota
kafi chikna
hr ladki ki pasand,
upar niche hone wala,
.
Naya Nokia 6162

Jb dekhu To dil Krta pakad lu
jb pakad lu to dil krta dabadu
jb daba du toh dil karta chus lu
Q ki sal me ek bar jo aata h
Aam ka mausam,,"