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Teacher: How many planets are ...
By
B K Tripathi
(
Mar 4, 2016
)
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Teacher: How many planets are there?
Santa: Mars, Venus, Jupiter.
Teacher: Aur batao?
Santa: Bas sab badiya, aap sunao!
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