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Teacher: How many planets are ...

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By B K Tripathi (Mar 4, 2016)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Teacher: How many planets are there?
Santa: Mars, Venus, Jupiter.
Teacher: Aur batao?
Santa: Bas sab badiya, aap sunao!

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