Zindagi Bas Wahi bita di Humne... Jaha Chaar Qadam Tere Sath Chale the...!!
Teri Talaash Mein Nikloon Bhi To Kya Faayda, Tu Badal Gayi Hai, Khoyi Hoti To Alag Baat Thi
Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko Maarne se ap Shikari nahi ban jaaenge Thek usi tarah 1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo
Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.
Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d railway station.
Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena, Cndctor:- 2 Q Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi, Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Ayega
Sonu-Yaar,English Me 'Jhopdi' Ko Kya Kehte He Monu-Hutt Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahe ho
Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..? Boy: Long Drive Par..!! Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..? Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.
Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay? Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata? Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain, overtime laga raha hoon.
