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Judge: Why were u arrested? S...

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By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

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