Judge: Why were u arrested? S...

By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

Santa was standing b...

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: in my dreams...

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:- Maa mei bda...

Santa:- Maa mei bda ho kar airforce me jaunga,
Maya:- mujhe kese pta chalega ye mere bete ka jahaaz hai,
Santa:- me guzarte waqt ghar pe bomb fenk dunga..

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shopkeeper: This swe...

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Daku Mangal Singh Ba...

Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataaoBanta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar ko sapne me 1...

Sardar ko sapne me 1 ladki ne chappal mari
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya
Qnki bank me likha tha,

hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte h.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Why were u arrested? S...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

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Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Santa:- Maa mei bda...

Santa:- Maa mei bda ho kar airforce me jaunga,
Maya:- mujhe kese pta chalega ye mere bete ka jahaaz hai,
Santa:- me guzarte waqt ghar pe bomb fenk dunga..

Shopkeeper: This swe...

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Daku Mangal Singh Ba...

Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataaoBanta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!

Sardar ko sapne me 1...

Sardar ko sapne me 1 ladki ne chappal mari
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya
Qnki bank me likha tha,

hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte h.

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Judge: Why were u arrested? S...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Why were u arrested? Santa: For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping? Santa: Before the shop opened.

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Santa was standing b...

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

Sardar: in my dreams...

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Santa:- Maa mei bda...

Santa:- Maa mei bda ho kar airforce me jaunga, Maya:- mujhe kese pta chalega ye mere bete ka jahaaz hai, Santa:- me guzarte waqt ghar pe bomb fenk dunga..

Shopkeeper: This swe...

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Daku Mangal Singh Ba...

Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataaoBanta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!

Sardar ko sapne me 1...

Sardar ko sapne me 1 ladki ne chappal mari 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya Qnki bank me likha tha, hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte h.

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Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Santa:- Maa mei bda ho kar airforce me jaunga,
Maya:- mujhe kese pta chalega ye mere bete ka jahaaz hai,
Santa:- me guzarte waqt ghar pe bomb fenk dunga..

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Sardar ko sapne me 1 ladki ne chappal mari
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya
Qnki bank me likha tha,

hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte h.