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Ankita Arora
(
Aug 8, 2014
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Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
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Santa at petrol pump...
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana h?
Santa: Jana kahan h hum
to aise hi paise urate h.
By:
Dev
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Santa - My wife died...
Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
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Ajay
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Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal.Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?Santa: Yes, I Have.Banta:My Dad Killed It.
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ADMIN
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santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya
santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata.
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In an interview,Inte...
In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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ADMIN
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa was busy scrat...
Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: what happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga h,
scratch & win a BMW.
By:
B K Tripathi
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