By Hemant bisht (Apr 4, 2016)
Santa Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Santa: Police k interview Par Interviewer: Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye? Santa: Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.
Santa:I have swallowed a kay. Doctor:When? Santa:3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa:I was using duplicate key,now I have lost it too
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true.
Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir b tu shadi me q nhi aya? Banta: letter nhi mila. Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ki letter mile n mile, aana zarur.
Santa Banta di fighting ho rahi si. Santa: Tere dimag vich gobar bharya hoya h. Banta: Tahi te tu 2 ghante to chaate ja reha h.
Banta: Tu kaha paida hua tha?? Santa: hospital me. Banta: kyo? Kya Bimaari thi Tujhe??
