Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pumpsees a board DonÃ¢â¬Ât use Mobile Here,he Picks his Mobile Phone,Calls everyone from his phone& says DONÃ¢â¬ÂT CALL ME NOW.
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata h aur darwaza knock karta h.
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai.
How can a Santa kill a Lion?
Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."