By Hemant bisht (Apr 4, 2016)
Santa Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Santa: Ye bata ki duniya mein kitne desh h? Banta: Kar di na paagalon waali baat, duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baaki sab to videsh h!
Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho? Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa-Kyun? Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
Santa ne cafe mein 1 ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
Santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta? banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena? banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?
Friend to sardar: Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun? . . .. ...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....
Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho? Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the.. Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye? santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!
