By Hemant bisht (Apr 4, 2016)
Santa Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai BANTA: Kyu nhi jayegi Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai.
Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh?Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai
Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..
Santa: Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna (Some days later) Papa: Bete result ka kya hua? Santa: Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal"
Santa: Dettol sabun hai? Dukandaar: Hai, Santa: Accha wala? Dukndar: Ha Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na? Dukndr: Ha Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
