By Hemant bisht (Apr 4, 2016)
Santa Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Santa: kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta: to isme problem kya hai? Santa: pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekha hai !
Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum. Jeeto: Ek dum. Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Banta: My 9 year old son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong. Santa: I think he's ready for marriage!
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo... Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo.
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
