Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Santa: Police k interview Par
Interviewer: Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye?
Santa: Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.
Santa:I have swallowed a kay. Doctor:When? Santa:3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa:I was using duplicate key,now I have lost it too
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bankâs slogan was:
We make your dreams come true.
Santa: Mene tuje letter likha, fir b tu shadi me q nhi aya?
Banta: letter nhi mila.
Santa:To saale maine likha to tha ki letter mile n mile, aana zarur.
Santa Banta di fighting ho rahi si.
Santa: Tere dimag vich gobar bharya hoya h.
Banta: Tahi te tu 2 ghante to chaate ja reha h.