By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
Santa- mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya Banta- fir kya kiya? Santa- maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga Banta: Haan Aur Gadha to Dekho Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta H.
Santa: Le Mithai kha, Meri wife ko CALL CENTER me AWARD mila h Banta: Kya award mila? Santa: Wo waha ki best "CALL GIRL Of d YEAR" chuni gayi hai
Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai? Banta : Google Kaur. Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai? Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!
Its not that.. 'Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai' But.. Its real meaning is that 'Sab' 'Bra' 'Ka' 'Fal' meetha hota hai.
Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi huvi Thi. Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi H ? Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha. Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST H
Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?Pappu: Pata nahi.Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?Santa: Pata nahi.Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
