By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
Santa- mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya Banta- fir kya kiya? Santa- maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..! Police-Kaun He Wo..? Santa-Vodafone Wale.., ...Bolte He- Bill Na Bhara To Kaat Denge
Banta calls wife- me ghar nahi aa sakta car ka steering gear. chori ho hua hai. After some time he call again Aa rha hun pehle pichli seat pe beith gya tha
Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman? Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
Santa 2 doctor - Tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho doctor- Nhi santa- Mai nikal sakta hu doctor- vo kese santa- ha ha ha ha.....
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
