By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
Santa- mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya Banta- fir kya kiya? Santa- maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME, HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-- HE WAS NOT MY FRND..
Santa Apne Kutte Nu Fadd K, Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi. Santa: Saale, Me Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha H.
Banta(bhagta hua aata hai)- jaldi jao,apk ghar mai talab ka pani ghus aya hai.. Santa- jhuth kyu bol rahe ho ghar ki chabhi to mere pass hai..
Banta: My wife doesn't understand me; does yours? Santa: I don't think so, I've never heard her mention your name!
Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H? Banta: 100%. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.
Girlfriend: Tum to bs apne kaam me lage rehte ho, Meri to koi parwah he nhi h Santa: Oye! Pyar karne wale kisi ke parwah nhi karte.
