Santa- mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
Banta- fir kya kiya?
Santa- maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".
A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy
Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.
He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said
SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha h.
Santa: After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart.
Banta: Oh my God! So she left/
Santa: No. She's staying!