By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
Santa- mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya Banta- fir kya kiya? Santa- maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".
A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey. He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha h.
Santa: After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart. Banta: Oh my God! So she left/ Santa: No. She's staying!
Santa kissed his GF in park Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married
