By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
Santa- mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya Banta- fir kya kiya? Santa- maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?Doc: Haan, bilkul.Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Santa Ne Apne 6 Mnth K Baby Ki B'day party arrange ki, kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ka B'day kese? Santa:Hum Semster System Ko Folow Karte Hai :-)
Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud. Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.
Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office.
Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water?Banta: 1 Frog.Santa: Theek hai hor das?Banta: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa.
