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Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG ...
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Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG ...
By
Avnish
(
Jan 17, 2012
)
JOKES
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Adult SMS
)
Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na..!!
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