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Jan 17, 2012 SMS Collection
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Jan 17, 2012 SMS Collection
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Jan 17, 2012 SMS COLLECTION
UPLOAD SMS
Aaj tumhein akeiley ...
Aaj tumhein akeiley mein..
le ja kar..
apney hontoon se eik..
k..
ki..
kis..
kiss..
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..
By:
Avnish
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
Boy : chalo kisi sun...
Boy : chalo kisi sunsaan, viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl : tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge ??
Boy : bilkul nahi!
Girl : to phir rehne do..
By:
Avnish
Category:
JOKES
(
JUST FOR SMILE
)
Child:papa aunty ka ...
Child:papa aunty ka pait kyn phula h?
Papa:tujhey sab pata h!
Child:nhi pata promise!
Papa:in k pait m pani bhara h
Papa:Oh No! Bacha to doob Jayga
By:
Avnish
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
"Larkiyo Ko Ezz...
"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay
To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den..."(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)
By:
Avnish
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
Teacher: Bacho batao...
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agr aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghumo to apko pta chal jyega
By:
Avnish
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
Sardar : Yar meri bi...
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bahut drti h.
Dost : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal m ghar gya to wo bath tub
m b security guard k sath bethi thi..!!
By:
Avnish
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
Pehle KISS karo, ph...
Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na..!!
By:
Avnish
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
Usne utari saree fi...
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar..!!
By:
Avnish
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
Beti: Maa Gaon mein ...
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti h
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
By:
Avnish
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
1 bar karo na plz.. ...
1 bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nhi chalega..
plz karo naaa..
muje acha lage ga
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz
aik pyara sa SMS!!
By:
Avnish
Category:
JOKES
(
Adult SMS
)
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