Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se...

By Avnish (Jan 17, 2012)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bahut drti h.
Dost : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal m ghar gya to wo bath tub
m b security guard k sath bethi thi..!!

Dulhan: Ah Ah, Dard ...

Dulhan: Ah Ah, Dard ho rha h, aaram se kro

Dulha: Kuch nhi hoga! bas 10 tak gino, me nikal lunga !

Dulhan: 1,2,3Ah, 4,5Uf,6,7,Ha, 8 WOW 8,8,7,6,5.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

GirL Ke Hath Me Whis...

GirL Ke Hath Me Whispr Dekh Bikhari Bola= Memsaab Bhukha Hu,
Ye Bread Dona.
GirL= KaL Aana Jaam Laga Ke Dungi.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Narad muni ko ek Nar...

Narad muni ko ek Nari par aya krodh,
tab usne lena chaha usse pratishodh,
or dia use pakad kr cd,
Nari boli Narad madarcd,
kya c**d diya bina nirodh.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Mom: Y R U pregnant?...

Mom: Y R U pregnant?
Dughtr: This is our project in collge about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Dughtr:I dont knw, it was a group project

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 Kutiya Ko 3 Kute C...

1 Kutiya Ko 3 Kute Choad Rahe The,
Ye Dekh K Dhanno Ro Padi, Kisine Puchha= Dhanno Ap Ro Kyu Rahi Ho?
Dhanno=Muje Colege K Din Ki Yad Aa Gai

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Jaha Yad Na Aye Wo T...

Jaha Yad Na Aye Wo Tanhai
Kis Kam Ki, Bigde Rishte Na
Bane To Khudai Kis Kam Ki,
Beshak Apni Manzil Tak Jana
H, Par Jaha Se Apne Na Dikhe
Wo Uchai Kis Kaam Ki.

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bahut drti h.
Dost : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal m ghar gya to wo bath tub
m b security guard k sath bethi thi..!!

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Dulhan: Ah Ah, Dard ...

Dulhan: Ah Ah, Dard ho rha h, aaram se kro

Dulha: Kuch nhi hoga! bas 10 tak gino, me nikal lunga !

Dulhan: 1,2,3Ah, 4,5Uf,6,7,Ha, 8 WOW 8,8,7,6,5.

GirL Ke Hath Me Whis...

GirL Ke Hath Me Whispr Dekh Bikhari Bola= Memsaab Bhukha Hu,
Ye Bread Dona.
GirL= KaL Aana Jaam Laga Ke Dungi.

Narad muni ko ek Nar...

Narad muni ko ek Nari par aya krodh,
tab usne lena chaha usse pratishodh,
or dia use pakad kr cd,
Nari boli Narad madarcd,
kya c**d diya bina nirodh.

Mom: Y R U pregnant?...

Mom: Y R U pregnant?
Dughtr: This is our project in collge about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Dughtr:I dont knw, it was a group project

1 Kutiya Ko 3 Kute C...

1 Kutiya Ko 3 Kute Choad Rahe The,
Ye Dekh K Dhanno Ro Padi, Kisine Puchha= Dhanno Ap Ro Kyu Rahi Ho?
Dhanno=Muje Colege K Din Ki Yad Aa Gai

Jaha Yad Na Aye Wo T...

Jaha Yad Na Aye Wo Tanhai
Kis Kam Ki, Bigde Rishte Na
Bane To Khudai Kis Kam Ki,
Beshak Apni Manzil Tak Jana
H, Par Jaha Se Apne Na Dikhe
Wo Uchai Kis Kaam Ki.

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bahut drti h. Dost : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal m ghar gya to wo bath tub m b security guard k sath bethi thi..!!

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Dulhan: Ah Ah, Dard ...

Dulhan: Ah Ah, Dard ho rha h, aaram se kro Dulha: Kuch nhi hoga! bas 10 tak gino, me nikal lunga ! Dulhan: 1,2,3Ah, 4,5Uf,6,7,Ha, 8 WOW 8,8,7,6,5.

GirL Ke Hath Me Whis...

GirL Ke Hath Me Whispr Dekh Bikhari Bola= Memsaab Bhukha Hu, Ye Bread Dona. GirL= KaL Aana Jaam Laga Ke Dungi.

Narad muni ko ek Nar...

Narad muni ko ek Nari par aya krodh, tab usne lena chaha usse pratishodh, or dia use pakad kr c**d, Nari boli Narad madarc**d, kya c**d diya bina nirodh.

Mom: Y R U pregnant?...

Mom: Y R U pregnant? Dughtr: This is our project in collge about "Miracle of Life" Mom: Tell me who is he? Dughtr:I dont knw, it was a group project

1 Kutiya Ko 3 Kute C...

1 Kutiya Ko 3 Kute Choad Rahe The, Ye Dekh K Dhanno Ro Padi, Kisine Puchha= Dhanno Ap Ro Kyu Rahi Ho? Dhanno=Muje Colege K Din Ki Yad Aa Gai

Jaha Yad Na Aye Wo T...

Jaha Yad Na Aye Wo Tanhai Kis Kam Ki, Bigde Rishte Na Bane To Khudai Kis Kam Ki, Beshak Apni Manzil Tak Jana H, Par Jaha Se Apne Na Dikhe Wo Uchai Kis Kaam Ki.

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bahut drti h.
Dost : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal m ghar gya to wo bath tub
m b security guard k sath bethi thi..!!

Dulhan: Ah Ah, Dard ho rha h, aaram se kro

Dulha: Kuch nhi hoga! bas 10 tak gino, me nikal lunga !

Dulhan: 1,2,3Ah, 4,5Uf,6,7,Ha, 8 WOW 8,8,7,6,5.

GirL Ke Hath Me Whispr Dekh Bikhari Bola= Memsaab Bhukha Hu,
Ye Bread Dona.
GirL= KaL Aana Jaam Laga Ke Dungi.

Narad muni ko ek Nari par aya krodh,
tab usne lena chaha usse pratishodh,
or dia use pakad kr cd,
Nari boli Narad madarcd,
kya c**d diya bina nirodh.

Mom: Y R U pregnant?
Dughtr: This is our project in collge about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Dughtr:I dont knw, it was a group project

1 Kutiya Ko 3 Kute Choad Rahe The,
Ye Dekh K Dhanno Ro Padi, Kisine Puchha= Dhanno Ap Ro Kyu Rahi Ho?
Dhanno=Muje Colege K Din Ki Yad Aa Gai

Jaha Yad Na Aye Wo Tanhai
Kis Kam Ki, Bigde Rishte Na
Bane To Khudai Kis Kam Ki,
Beshak Apni Manzil Tak Jana
H, Par Jaha Se Apne Na Dikhe
Wo Uchai Kis Kaam Ki.