Ldki Me 3 khubiya hoti he, 1-...

By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ldki Me 3 khubiya hoti he,
1-Bina chot lge blood nikalti he,
2-bina Ghas khaye MiLk deti he,
3-bina touch 2inch ko 6 inch ka kr deti he

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By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Girl: Arey itna bada...

Girl: Arey itna bada? M Kaise lungi?
Boy: Muh to kholo
Girl: Chee!
Saare kapde geele kr diye,
Boy: or logi?
Girl: Na baba, ye "PANIPOORI" tum hi Khao.

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

BOY Ka lun chota tha...

BOY Ka lun chota tha,
isliye wo apni LOVER ko andhere me legaya or uske hath me dediya.
to LOVER boli:Darling U know main cigrette nahi piti

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Beta: Papa 100 rupee...

Beta: Papa 100 rupee dena
Banta: nhi h
Beta: To saale mujhe paida kyun kiya tha
Banta: B*n Cd, teri maa ki c**t ab bhi
khuli hai ja wapis ghus ja..!!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Child:papa aunty ka ...

Child:papa aunty ka pait kyn phula h?
Papa:tujhey sab pata h!
Child:nhi pata promise!
Papa:in k pait m pani bhara h
Papa:Oh No! Bacha to doob Jayga

By: Avnish
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-...

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-Kya Tum Hm Maa-Beti K 7 Ssex KroGe
BoyNe SocHa Is BaHaNe BeTi B To MileGi
B-OK
L-
.
.
.
Maa
N!cHe aa Jao
Ye TaiYar h

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ldki Me 3 khubiya hoti he, 1-...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ldki Me 3 khubiya hoti he,
1-Bina chot lge blood nikalti he,
2-bina Ghas khaye MiLk deti he,
3-bina touch 2inch ko 6 inch ka kr deti he

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Aadmi Security Guard...

Aadmi Security Guard Se=Tum Jante Ho Mai CM K Bahut CLOSE Hu
Muze Andr Jane Do
Guard=SiR,Goti Bhi Lode K CLOSE Hoti H
Pr Andar Nahi Ja Pati

Girl: Arey itna bada...

Girl: Arey itna bada? M Kaise lungi?
Boy: Muh to kholo
Girl: Chee!
Saare kapde geele kr diye,
Boy: or logi?
Girl: Na baba, ye "PANIPOORI" tum hi Khao.

BOY Ka lun chota tha...

BOY Ka lun chota tha,
isliye wo apni LOVER ko andhere me legaya or uske hath me dediya.
to LOVER boli:Darling U know main cigrette nahi piti

Beta: Papa 100 rupee...

Beta: Papa 100 rupee dena
Banta: nhi h
Beta: To saale mujhe paida kyun kiya tha
Banta: B*n Cd, teri maa ki c**t ab bhi
khuli hai ja wapis ghus ja..!!

Child:papa aunty ka ...

Child:papa aunty ka pait kyn phula h?
Papa:tujhey sab pata h!
Child:nhi pata promise!
Papa:in k pait m pani bhara h
Papa:Oh No! Bacha to doob Jayga

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-...

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-Kya Tum Hm Maa-Beti K 7 Ssex KroGe
BoyNe SocHa Is BaHaNe BeTi B To MileGi
B-OK
L-
.
.
.
Maa
N!cHe aa Jao
Ye TaiYar h

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Ldki Me 3 khubiya hoti he, 1-...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ldki Me 3 khubiya hoti he, 1-Bina chot lge blood nikalti he, 2-bina Ghas khaye MiLk deti he, 3-bina touch 2inch ko 6 inch ka kr deti he

You May Also Like

Aadmi Security Guard...

Aadmi Security Guard Se=Tum Jante Ho Mai CM K Bahut CLOSE Hu Muze Andr Jane Do Guard=SiR,Goti Bhi Lode K CLOSE Hoti H Pr Andar Nahi Ja Pati

Girl: Arey itna bada...

Girl: Arey itna bada? M Kaise lungi? Boy: Muh to kholo Girl: Chee! Saare kapde geele kr diye, Boy: or logi? Girl: Na baba, ye "PANIPOORI" tum hi Khao.

BOY Ka lun chota tha...

BOY Ka lun chota tha, isliye wo apni LOVER ko andhere me legaya or uske hath me dediya. to LOVER boli:Darling U know main cigrette nahi piti

Beta: Papa 100 rupee...

Beta: Papa 100 rupee dena Banta: nhi h Beta: To saale mujhe paida kyun kiya tha Banta: B***n C**d, teri maa ki c**t ab bhi khuli hai ja wapis ghus ja..!!

Child:papa aunty ka ...

Child:papa aunty ka pait kyn phula h? Papa:tujhey sab pata h! Child:nhi pata promise! Papa:in k pait m pani bhara h Papa:Oh No! Bacha to doob Jayga

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-...

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-Kya Tum Hm Maa-Beti K 7 Ssex KroGe BoyNe SocHa Is BaHaNe BeTi B To MileGi B-OK L- . . . Maa N!cHe aa Jao Ye TaiYar h

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Ldki Me 3 khubiya hoti he,
1-Bina chot lge blood nikalti he,
2-bina Ghas khaye MiLk deti he,
3-bina touch 2inch ko 6 inch ka kr deti he

Aadmi Security Guard Se=Tum Jante Ho Mai CM K Bahut CLOSE Hu
Muze Andr Jane Do
Guard=SiR,Goti Bhi Lode K CLOSE Hoti H
Pr Andar Nahi Ja Pati

Girl: Arey itna bada? M Kaise lungi?
Boy: Muh to kholo
Girl: Chee!
Saare kapde geele kr diye,
Boy: or logi?
Girl: Na baba, ye "PANIPOORI" tum hi Khao.

BOY Ka lun chota tha,
isliye wo apni LOVER ko andhere me legaya or uske hath me dediya.
to LOVER boli:Darling U know main cigrette nahi piti

Beta: Papa 100 rupee dena
Banta: nhi h
Beta: To saale mujhe paida kyun kiya tha
Banta: B*n Cd, teri maa ki c**t ab bhi
khuli hai ja wapis ghus ja..!!

Child:papa aunty ka pait kyn phula h?
Papa:tujhey sab pata h!
Child:nhi pata promise!
Papa:in k pait m pani bhara h
Papa:Oh No! Bacha to doob Jayga

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-Kya Tum Hm Maa-Beti K 7 Ssex KroGe
BoyNe SocHa Is BaHaNe BeTi B To MileGi
B-OK
L-
.
.
.
Maa
N!cHe aa Jao
Ye TaiYar h