Santa ne blood se apni girlrfr...

By Dev (Nov 29, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

Aik Larka Larki Say:...

Aik Larka Larki Say: Main Kanwari Larkiyon se Sex nahi kerta.
Larki: Woh kyon?
Larka: Kyon k Mujhe Khoon Kharaba Pasand nahi hai.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Mohabbat To Kisi Ek ...

Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karungi,
Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karungi,
Lekin Jab Tak Namilega Wo 8 Inch Ka,
"TRY" To Har Ek Ka Karungi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Beta-Papa ap toh chu...

Beta-Papa ap toh chutiya ho.
Papa-Q Beta-mummy uncle se kah rahi the k jaldi kro wo chutiya aane wala hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

NEHA-Hello,Police St...

NEHA-Hello,Police Station!
A Man is Rapping ME
Right Now
Can uu
Aahh
oh
Yes
OGod
Aahrest Him TOMOROW

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Usne utari saree fi...

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar !

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

With just a Single k...

With just a Single kiss on the Lips for
30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
.
.
.
.
.
Who is she?
.
.
.
.
.
Balloon.

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfr...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

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Aik Larka Larki Say:...

Aik Larka Larki Say: Main Kanwari Larkiyon se Sex nahi kerta.
Larki: Woh kyon?
Larka: Kyon k Mujhe Khoon Kharaba Pasand nahi hai.

Mohabbat To Kisi Ek ...

Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karungi,
Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karungi,
Lekin Jab Tak Namilega Wo 8 Inch Ka,
"TRY" To Har Ek Ka Karungi.

Beta-Papa ap toh chu...

Beta-Papa ap toh chutiya ho.
Papa-Q Beta-mummy uncle se kah rahi the k jaldi kro wo chutiya aane wala hai.

NEHA-Hello,Police St...

NEHA-Hello,Police Station!
A Man is Rapping ME
Right Now
Can uu
Aahh
oh
Yes
OGod
Aahrest Him TOMOROW

Usne utari saree fi...

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar !

With just a Single k...

With just a Single kiss on the Lips for
30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
.
.
.
.
.
Who is she?
.
.
.
.
.
Balloon.

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Santa ne blood se apni girlrfr...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha. 5 min baad jor jor se rone laga. Banta: kyu rote ho.? Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

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Aik Larka Larki Say:...

Aik Larka Larki Say: Main Kanwari Larkiyon se Sex nahi kerta. Larki: Woh kyon? Larka: Kyon k Mujhe Khoon Kharaba Pasand nahi hai.

Mohabbat To Kisi Ek ...

Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karungi, Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karungi, Lekin Jab Tak Namilega Wo 8 Inch Ka, "TRY" To Har Ek Ka Karungi.

Beta-Papa ap toh chu...

Beta-Papa ap toh chutiya ho. Papa-Q Beta-mummy uncle se kah rahi the k jaldi kro wo chutiya aane wala hai.

NEHA-Hello,Police St...

NEHA-Hello,Police Station! A Man is Rapping ME Right Now Can uu Aahh oh Yes OGod Aahrest Him TOMOROW

Usne utari saree fi...

Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar !

With just a Single k...

With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec, she Got Pregnant..! . . . . . Who is she? . . . . . Balloon.

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Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

Aik Larka Larki Say: Main Kanwari Larkiyon se Sex nahi kerta.
Larki: Woh kyon?
Larka: Kyon k Mujhe Khoon Kharaba Pasand nahi hai.

Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karungi,
Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karungi,
Lekin Jab Tak Namilega Wo 8 Inch Ka,
"TRY" To Har Ek Ka Karungi.

Beta-Papa ap toh chutiya ho.
Papa-Q Beta-mummy uncle se kah rahi the k jaldi kro wo chutiya aane wala hai.

NEHA-Hello,Police Station!
A Man is Rapping ME
Right Now
Can uu
Aahh
oh
Yes
OGod
Aahrest Him TOMOROW

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar !

With just a Single kiss on the Lips for
30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
.
.
.
.
.
Who is she?
.
.
.
.
.
Balloon.