Santa ne blood se apni girlrfr...

By Dev (Nov 29, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

Teacher-Whats Ur nam...

Teacher-Whats Ur name?
Boy-Hola.
Teacher-Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy-Main Holi ke din paida hua tha na.

Teacher-Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Q: What did the Tsun...

Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree?
A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is
no ordinary blow job.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Husband ne magazine ...

Husband ne magazine padte hue pass leti biwi ke ungli Kardi,

Biwi: Oh jaano Sex ka mood h?

Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki h.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1Nangi lady ne bar m...

1Nangi lady ne bar me peg ka order diya. Waiter dekhta hi rah gaya.
Lady : kabi nangi ladki nai deki?
Waiter : me soch raha hu, tu paise kaha se nikalegi.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

pAppu ki maa ki choo...

pAppu ki maa ki choo..
.

.
chooriyan kho gai hen apko milley to
gand

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
gandi
mat karna wapis deni h :P

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sardar washed his un...

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbourÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s panty & put a note on it: . Bhabhi !! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfr...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

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Teacher-Whats Ur name?
Boy-Hola.
Teacher-Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy-Main Holi ke din paida hua tha na.

Teacher-Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!

Q: What did the Tsun...

Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree?
A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is
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Husband ne magazine ...

Husband ne magazine padte hue pass leti biwi ke ungli Kardi,

Biwi: Oh jaano Sex ka mood h?

Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki h.

1Nangi lady ne bar m...

1Nangi lady ne bar me peg ka order diya. Waiter dekhta hi rah gaya.
Lady : kabi nangi ladki nai deki?
Waiter : me soch raha hu, tu paise kaha se nikalegi.

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pAppu ki maa ki choo..
.

.
chooriyan kho gai hen apko milley to
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
gandi
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Sardar washed his un...

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Santa ne blood se apni girlrfr...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha. 5 min baad jor jor se rone laga. Banta: kyu rote ho.? Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

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Q: What did the Tsun...

Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree? A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is no ordinary blow job.

Husband ne magazine ...

Husband ne magazine padte hue pass leti biwi ke ungli Kardi, Biwi: Oh jaano Sex ka mood h? Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki h.

1Nangi lady ne bar m...

1Nangi lady ne bar me peg ka order diya. Waiter dekhta hi rah gaya. Lady : kabi nangi ladki nai deki? Waiter : me soch raha hu, tu paise kaha se nikalegi.

pAppu ki maa ki choo...

pAppu ki maa ki choo.. . . chooriyan kho gai hen apko milley to gand . . . . . . . . gandi mat karna wapis deni h :P

Sardar washed his un...

Sardar washed his underwear & hung it to dry near neighbourÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s panty & put a note on it: . Bhabhi !! Plz remind me to remove my underwear when U remove UR panty

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Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

Teacher-Whats Ur name?
Boy-Hola.
Teacher-Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy-Main Holi ke din paida hua tha na.

Teacher-Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!

Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree?
A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is
no ordinary blow job.

Husband ne magazine padte hue pass leti biwi ke ungli Kardi,

Biwi: Oh jaano Sex ka mood h?

Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki h.

1Nangi lady ne bar me peg ka order diya. Waiter dekhta hi rah gaya.
Lady : kabi nangi ladki nai deki?
Waiter : me soch raha hu, tu paise kaha se nikalegi.

pAppu ki maa ki choo..
.

.
chooriyan kho gai hen apko milley to
gand

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
gandi
mat karna wapis deni h :P