By Dev (Nov 29, 2013)
Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha. 5 min baad jor jor se rone laga. Banta: kyu rote ho.? Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.
Grl-Bas karo kisine dekh liya to Boy-Kuch nhi hoga,Bas seedhi raho thoda khol k rakho,Thoda karne do"AGAR NAHI DIKHAYA"To mai FAIL HO JAUNGA
Ldka=Meri Us Jgah Hath Lagao Jaha Haddi Na Ho Ldki Muskrate Huye=Chal Phir Nikal Bahar,Pakdu Teri . Zubaan Ko Moral Mere msg gande nai hote
Patin: Darling, G krta h tumhri zulfon m kho jau, ankhon m bas jau, tumhri baaho m jhul jau. Patni: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kbhi Imran Hashmi b Banoge
He: Andar Gaya She: Ha Gaya He: Dukha Kya She: Zara bhi nhi He: Aur 1 Baar She: Ab isme Daalo He: Achha lga She: Haa Bahoot He: OK.MADAM KO SANDLE PACK KRO
Girl: Fuck me Plz. Boy: Nahi main Kunwari ladkiyo k sath sex nahi karta Girl: Why Boy: Bus mujhe "Khoon-Kharaba or "Shor-Sharaba" pasand nahi :-(
,, ( ".) < )'-- - . LL '. Galat Mat;Samajho LAVDO bechara Machli Pakad Raha Hai ; >... *
