Santa ne blood se apni girlrfr...

By Dev (Nov 29, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

Q: What did the Tsun...

Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree?
A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is
no ordinary blow job.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

teacher: bada kaun t...

teacher: bada kaun tu ya tere papa?
santa: mein.
teacher: kaise?
santa: mein to nahi, per papa abhitak mummi ka doodh pitey hain

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

To make it straight ...

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

DIFFRENT PHASES OF S...

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:

AGE 20: DIN RAAT,
AGE 28: ROZ RAAT,
AGE 38: JUMME RAAT,
AGE 48: CHAND RAAT,
AGE 58: ONLY JAZBAAT,
AGE 68: GALAT BAAT.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Wife k Badan me wo k...

Wife k Badan me wo konsi chiz h Jise wo Dabane nai deti aur husband din-rat dabana chahta he?
Socho
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Uska GALA"

By: Vimal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Aay ti meri kabr p d...

Aay ti meri kabr p diya jlane kliy
Gor farmaiy
Aay ti meri kabra p diya jlane kliy
Rkha hua Tel bi legai Behnchod
kisi orse chudwane ke Liye

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfr...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

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Q: What did the Tsun...

Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree?
A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is
no ordinary blow job.

teacher: bada kaun t...

teacher: bada kaun tu ya tere papa?
santa: mein.
teacher: kaise?
santa: mein to nahi, per papa abhitak mummi ka doodh pitey hain

To make it straight ...

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

DIFFRENT PHASES OF S...

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:

AGE 20: DIN RAAT,
AGE 28: ROZ RAAT,
AGE 38: JUMME RAAT,
AGE 48: CHAND RAAT,
AGE 58: ONLY JAZBAAT,
AGE 68: GALAT BAAT.

Wife k Badan me wo k...

Wife k Badan me wo konsi chiz h Jise wo Dabane nai deti aur husband din-rat dabana chahta he?
Socho
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Uska GALA"

Aay ti meri kabr p d...

Aay ti meri kabr p diya jlane kliy
Gor farmaiy
Aay ti meri kabra p diya jlane kliy
Rkha hua Tel bi legai Behnchod
kisi orse chudwane ke Liye

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Santa ne blood se apni girlrfr...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha. 5 min baad jor jor se rone laga. Banta: kyu rote ho.? Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

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Q: What did the Tsun...

Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree? A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is no ordinary blow job.

teacher: bada kaun t...

teacher: bada kaun tu ya tere papa? santa: mein. teacher: kaise? santa: mein to nahi, per papa abhitak mummi ka doodh pitey hain

To make it straight ...

To make it straight she pulls it 2 make it stand she rubs it 2 make it stiff she licks it 2 let it IN she pushes it True! Threading a needle is not easy!

DIFFRENT PHASES OF S...

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE: AGE 20: DIN RAAT, AGE 28: ROZ RAAT, AGE 38: JUMME RAAT, AGE 48: CHAND RAAT, AGE 58: ONLY JAZBAAT, AGE 68: GALAT BAAT.

Wife k Badan me wo k...

Wife k Badan me wo konsi chiz h Jise wo Dabane nai deti aur husband din-rat dabana chahta he? Socho . . . . . . . . . . "Uska GALA"

Aay ti meri kabr p d...

Aay ti meri kabr p diya jlane kliy Gor farmaiy Aay ti meri kabra p diya jlane kliy Rkha hua Tel bi legai Behnchod kisi orse chudwane ke Liye

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Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree?
A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is
no ordinary blow job.

teacher: bada kaun tu ya tere papa?
santa: mein.
teacher: kaise?
santa: mein to nahi, per papa abhitak mummi ka doodh pitey hain

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:

AGE 20: DIN RAAT,
AGE 28: ROZ RAAT,
AGE 38: JUMME RAAT,
AGE 48: CHAND RAAT,
AGE 58: ONLY JAZBAAT,
AGE 68: GALAT BAAT.

Wife k Badan me wo konsi chiz h Jise wo Dabane nai deti aur husband din-rat dabana chahta he?
Socho
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Uska GALA"

Aay ti meri kabr p diya jlane kliy
Gor farmaiy
Aay ti meri kabra p diya jlane kliy
Rkha hua Tel bi legai Behnchod
kisi orse chudwane ke Liye