A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna
parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!
Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.
SEX and SHOPPING have one thing in common.. In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on and on and on.
To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!
Bajji gets married.
he asks his wife "r u a virgin?"
She replies "kr di na sardaron wali baat,
spinner ko kabhi nai ball mili h.
MASTERJI= Duniya Gol hai!..!
SARDAR= Aap kehte hai toh maan leta hu..!!
Warna Papa kehte hai ki Duniya
MAA DARCH #Dhai