A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna
parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!
God created the world in SIX days, but took him centuries to come up with someone... as HOT... as SEXY... as F**kable... as YOU!
Jwan Ladke Mile To Me DeshKo Powrfl Bna Skta Hu
Agr Muje 100 Jwan Ladkia Mileto Me Nya Desh BnaSkta Hu
CHUET Ka ZAKHAM DiKhaya
S3xx Ka Kisa Sunaya Nahi
Ji Bhar Ke Dekh Lo Is HoLL
Ghaghra Hataya Nahi Jata.
At a classroom a girls bra has broken
with sound "took",then a boy of her
backside asked, what happend?
The girl said 2 birds are free from
the CAGE now.
2 ladkiya 1 mote bache k pait ko dekhkar boli-O kake y pani k matka kitne k diya?
Bacha gusse ma apni nikar utarkar bola tooti samet 50 ka.