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A Girl went to repair umbrella...
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A Girl went to repair umbrella...
By
Girdhari Lal Multani
(
Apr 22, 2016
)
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A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna
parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!
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