ek Santa k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Santa: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ko love kar raha Tha.
Ladki Boli: Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?
Santa: Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata
Santa ko 2 bomb mile.
Santa: Chal police ko de ke aate he.
Banta: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to?
Santa: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.
Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.
Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.