ek Santa k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Santa: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
Santa Public toilet gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla.
bahar baitha Jamadaar bola- 20 rupe
Santa- saale Toilet me baitha tha, 'Cyber Cafe' mai nhi.
Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo. Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. Gud Night.
Santa: Exercise must be good.
Banta: What makes you say so?
Santa: My wife's tongue has never been sick a day in her life!!!
Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.