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Banta pair pey charha to upar ...

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By Ankita Arora (May 9, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair h.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya h.

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