Santa and Banta got lost at th...

By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa and Banta got lost at the mall. So they go to the map, where they see a red arrow that says:YOU ARE HERE Santa looks at the Banta and exclaims:WoW! How do they know that ?

Girlfriend: Tum to b...

Girlfriend: Tum to bas apne kaam me lagerehte ho
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai
Santa: Oye! Pyar karne wale
kisi ki parwah nahi karte

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Exam me SIR ne nakal...

Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or
kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia.

By: ANUJ
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Why has the G...

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata h ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nhi.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Simple But Best Jo...

A Simple But Best Joke:- An Applicant
Was Filling Out A Job Application.
When He Came To The Question,
"Have You Ever Been Arrested?" He
Wrote, "No."

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-Beta agr tm fa...

Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?
Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal"

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa and Banta got lost at th...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa and Banta got lost at the mall. So they go to the map, where they see a red arrow that says:YOU ARE HERE Santa looks at the Banta and exclaims:WoW! How do they know that ?

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Girlfriend: Tum to b...

Girlfriend: Tum to bas apne kaam me lagerehte ho
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai
Santa: Oye! Pyar karne wale
kisi ki parwah nahi karte

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Exam me SIR ne nakal...

Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or
kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia.

Santa: Why has the G...

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata h ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nhi.

A Simple But Best Jo...

A Simple But Best Joke:- An Applicant
Was Filling Out A Job Application.
When He Came To The Question,
"Have You Ever Been Arrested?" He
Wrote, "No."

Santa-Beta agr tm fa...

Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?
Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal"

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Santa and Banta got lost at th...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa and Banta got lost at the mall. So they go to the map, where they see a red arrow that says:YOU ARE HERE Santa looks at the Banta and exclaims:WoW! How do they know that ?

You May Also Like

Girlfriend: Tum to b...

Girlfriend: Tum to bas apne kaam me lagerehte ho Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai Santa: Oye! Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house". Santa: I want to be the next president of USA. Obama: Are you an idiot? Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Exam me SIR ne nakal...

Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha, kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia.

Santa: Why has the G...

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata h ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nhi.

A Simple But Best Jo...

A Simple But Best Joke:- An Applicant Was Filling Out A Job Application. When He Came To The Question, "Have You Ever Been Arrested?" He Wrote, "No."

Santa-Beta agr tm fa...

Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna (Some days later) Papa-Bete result ka kya hua? Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal"

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Girlfriend: Tum to bas apne kaam me lagerehte ho
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai
Santa: Oye! Pyar karne wale
kisi ki parwah nahi karte

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or
kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia.

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata h ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nhi.

A Simple But Best Joke:- An Applicant
Was Filling Out A Job Application.
When He Came To The Question,
"Have You Ever Been Arrested?" He
Wrote, "No."

Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?
Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal"