Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
Girlfriend: Tum to bs apne kaam me lage rehte ho,
Meri to koi parwah he nhi h
Santa: Oye! Pyar karne wale
kisi ke parwah nhi karte.
Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Santa: If you aim it well enough!..
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Santa: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.
Banta: Why not?
Santa: I don't like to interrupt her.
Doctor to Santa: You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Santa : Yes. A good doctor!