Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
Santa: I Have Swallowed A Key.
Santa: 6 Months Back.
Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now?
Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key.
Santa says: Duniya Ka hr
ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta..
Aaj Santa Serious h.
Santa: If I die will u remarry?Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister
Santa: I am a proud father,
My son is in medical college,
Banta: What is he studying?,
Santa: He is not studying, they R studying him.
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.