2 boys with Pappu where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Pappu shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethegaÃ¢â¬Â¦!
How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.
Batting First Class Hai
Bowling Bhi Khas Hai
Fielding Thodi Aam Hai
Himmat Kamaal Hai
Woh Team World Cup Jeetegi
Jisme Dhoni Sehwag Tendulkar Bemisaal Hai
Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi
Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi
Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai.
Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki "BUAA" Ban Kr Reh Jyegi.
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi h?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!