By Hemant bisht (Apr 4, 2016)
Boy to pretty girl - Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ? Girl: pata nahi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu
Gunehgaar kaun..?? PATI aur PATNI so rahe the. Achaanak, PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi.. "bhago mera PATI aa gaya" PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.
Teri Girlfriend Kitni bhi Sharif Hogi.. WaH WaH Teri Girlfriend Kitni Bhi Sharif Hogi.. WaH WaH Par Nahati To Nangi Hi Hogi! hahahaha
Attitude of a 'STUDENT' "This paper is too easy for me. How could the examiner make such easy paper. I'll give him another chance to challenge me"
Sharab body ko khatam karti h, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti h, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte h, Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte h.
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Munna Bhai: Mamu tu kitna padha hai? Mamu: B. A.. Munna Bhai: sala padha wo v ulta
