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Hitler: there's no word l...

SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE

By Imran Kagzi (Nov 3, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Hitler: there's no word like
impossible in my dictionary
Santa: ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha.

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