banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka?
santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..
Santa-Bus stand jane k kitne paise?Rikshawala: 10 RsSanta: 2Rs mein chalega to theek haiRikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.
Santa Ke Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe
Sokar Boli Aaj Kuch Aisa
Karo Ke Mere Passeney Chuut
Aur FAN Band Kar Ke So Gya.!
One day Sardar went to a shop.
Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..
Banta: I was sorry to hear you cremated your mother last week.
Santa: We had to. She was dead!
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.