banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka?
santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..
Santa: There are 2 periods in a man's life when he doesn't understand women.
Jeeto: Indeed, and when are these periods?
Santa: Before marriage and after marria
Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Mai !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
How did santa tried to kill a bird??He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana!
Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note"..