banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka?
santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..
Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me? Banta: DonÃ¢â¬â¢t know.Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.