banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka?
santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha H,
Sara Ghar Hil Raha H.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar H.
Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
Santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta?
banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye
santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena?
banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Santa ki tapasya dkh k Bhagwan bole:var mango vats
Santa:bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne,mai to vadhu ke liye tapasya ki tha