Banta: Do you think that long ...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?

Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!

After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Frog:Tumhare Paas Di...

Frog:Tumhare Paas Dimag Nhi He
Santa:He
Frog:Nahi He
Santa:He
Frog pani me Kud gaya

Santa:Isme Marne Ki Kya Baat Thi.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa 2 Doctor - Tum...

Santa 2 Doctor - Tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho
Doctor- Nhi..
Santa- Mai nikal sakta hu
Doctor- Vo kese.
Santa- ha ha ha ha.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I tell you - ...

Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart.

Banta: Why so?

Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Do you think that long ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?

Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!

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After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

Frog:Tumhare Paas Di...

Frog:Tumhare Paas Dimag Nhi He
Santa:He
Frog:Nahi He
Santa:He
Frog pani me Kud gaya

Santa:Isme Marne Ki Kya Baat Thi.

Santa 2 Doctor - Tum...

Santa 2 Doctor - Tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho
Doctor- Nhi..
Santa- Mai nikal sakta hu
Doctor- Vo kese.
Santa- ha ha ha ha.

Santa: I tell you - ...

Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart.

Banta: Why so?

Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!

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Banta: Do you think that long ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual? Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!

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After an accident, ...

After an accident, Driver said angrily: I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st. Sardar: I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

Frog:Tumhare Paas Di...

Frog:Tumhare Paas Dimag Nhi He Santa:He Frog:Nahi He Santa:He Frog pani me Kud gaya Santa:Isme Marne Ki Kya Baat Thi.

Santa 2 Doctor - Tum...

Santa 2 Doctor - Tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho Doctor- Nhi.. Santa- Mai nikal sakta hu Doctor- Vo kese. Santa- ha ha ha ha.

Santa: I tell you - ...

Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart. Banta: Why so? Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!

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Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?

Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Frog:Tumhare Paas Dimag Nhi He
Santa:He
Frog:Nahi He
Santa:He
Frog pani me Kud gaya

Santa:Isme Marne Ki Kya Baat Thi.

Santa 2 Doctor - Tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho
Doctor- Nhi..
Santa- Mai nikal sakta hu
Doctor- Vo kese.
Santa- ha ha ha ha.

Santa: I tell you - the man who invented the wheel wasn't that smart.

Banta: Why so?

Santa: It was the guy who invented the other three who was clever!