banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai?
santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise
pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai..
Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!
Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2 him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.Santa: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn
Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!
Santa was riding on a horse..
He jumped the red light
a cop whistles..
Santa lifts d tail of horse & says - "Le Kar le Number Note"
Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa hai..tere pass kya h?
Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla,paisa h
Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass h?