By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai? santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai..
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
Santa: May I have some stationery? Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house? Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?Pappu: Pata nahi.Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.Pappu: Who's Banta?Santa: Pata nai.Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Santa: Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki yaad bhulane ke liye Sharab ki Botal ka Sahara liya. Banta: Phir kya hua? Santa: Hona kya tha, fas gaya Bottle me
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
Santa- Mai tujhe phone kr raha tha Par tera mobile No. bhul gya Banta- MSG karke puch leta Santa- Sorry yaar, dimag me nhi aya..
