By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai? santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai..
Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
Baniye shayar ne arz kiya.Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht, Har din ek nayi Mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke BYAAZ par.
Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte h to gf k pita ko kya kahenge? Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nhi to assur.
Master: Kaka tenu pata hai ki teri umar wich Gandhi Ji, BA kar chuke si?Santa: Sir tuhadi umar vich Bhagat Singh faansi v chad chuke si.
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder, Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar.. Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!! Replies the Parrot..!!
