banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai?
santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise
pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai..
Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.
He got irritatedÃ¢â¬Â¦ Drank poison said, ab kato salo, sb maroge!
Santa-agar tumhe 1lakh mile to kya kroge.?
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur.
zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!Banta: Oh! ThatÃ¢â¬â¢s terrible.Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Me Glas Leke Ata hu.