banta- ladkiya shrab se itna n...

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa 1st time plane par baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,
santa pilot ko maarne laga.
or bola:main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai

Santa: Mere Dada Ne 1947 Ki Jung Me
Dushmano Ki Tangain Kaat Di Thi.
Banta: Gardaniey Q Nahi Kati?
Santa: Qki Wo Pehle Se Hi Kati Hui Thi.

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!