By Sandeep (Apr 2, 2016)
banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai? santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai..
Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night. He got irritated… Drank poison said, ab kato salo, sb maroge!
Santa-agar tumhe 1lakh mile to kya kroge.? Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur. zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.
SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cnt sell u until u hav prescription SANTA showed his Weding card MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti
