Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke pa...

By Dev (Mar 10, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Once Santa was tryin...

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Santa:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train me warning lik...

Train me warning likhi thi
"Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar"
Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar arhe hain
Wo sab saale Bewakuf hai

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa got a invitati...

Santa got a invitation of party
Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only

Santa jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt b pehena tha..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa : Aaj papa ne ...

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha "KAMINE" film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi "BLUE" film dekhoge...

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke pa...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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Once Santa was tryin...

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Santa:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

Train me warning lik...

Train me warning likhi thi
"Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar"
Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar arhe hain
Wo sab saale Bewakuf hai

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

Santa got a invitati...

Santa got a invitation of party
Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only

Santa jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt b pehena tha..

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

Santa : Aaj papa ne ...

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha "KAMINE" film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi "BLUE" film dekhoge...

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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke pa...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

You May Also Like

Once Santa was tryin...

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady. Santa:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

Train me warning lik...

Train me warning likhi thi "Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar" Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar arhe hain Wo sab saale Bewakuf hai

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested? Santa: For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping? Santa: Before the shop opened.

Santa got a invitati...

Santa got a invitation of party Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only Santa jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt b pehena tha..

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..

Santa : Aaj papa ne ...

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha "KAMINE" film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi "BLUE" film dekhoge...

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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Santa:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

Train me warning likhi thi
"Bina Ticket Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar"
Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar arhe hain
Wo sab saale Bewakuf hai

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

Santa got a invitation of party
Usme likha tha Pink Tie Only

Santa jab party me gaya to logo ne pant shirt b pehena tha..

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha "KAMINE" film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi "BLUE" film dekhoge...