Bite the neck gently, Chew th...

By Dev (Dec 1, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!

SuhagRaat Ko Kamre K...

SuhagRaat Ko Kamre K Andar Jate Hi Dulhan Apna Blouse Kholne Lagi
Dulha=Ye Kya Kr Rahi Ho.?
Dulhan=Maa Ne Kaha Tha Jate Hi D(.)(.)H Pilana

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sexy Lady in Sexy vo...

Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Mere underwear me kya hai?
Batao?
Santa(wid confidence): Elastic hi hoga, Aaj-kal naade wali kaun pehnta hai..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Gam k !n andhero me...

Gam k !n andhero
me ke$e j!ya jyega
Is g!l! bar!$h me harKo! bh!g jyega
khuda tuMere dost
ko na v!gona
wrna wo du$ra undrwear kaha $elayega

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Similarities btw BR@...

Similarities btw BR@ nd BAR.
Both hve same alphabets.
Both r drinkin zones.
Both hve restriction time of closing nd opening.
When open, both drive men crazy

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Blood test ke baad c...

Blood test ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne SARDAR ki ungli muh me le li, SARDAR nachne laga, bola abhi to URINE TEST baki hai..

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Medam-Sabse jyada pr...

Medam-Sabse jyada protin kiske dodh me hota h
S-16 saal ki ladki ke dodh me
M-wo kese
stdnt -usko pekar bina hadi wala loda b khada hota.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Bite the neck gently, Chew th...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!

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SuhagRaat Ko Kamre K...

SuhagRaat Ko Kamre K Andar Jate Hi Dulhan Apna Blouse Kholne Lagi
Dulha=Ye Kya Kr Rahi Ho.?
Dulhan=Maa Ne Kaha Tha Jate Hi D(.)(.)H Pilana

Sexy Lady in Sexy vo...

Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Mere underwear me kya hai?
Batao?
Santa(wid confidence): Elastic hi hoga, Aaj-kal naade wali kaun pehnta hai..

Gam k !n andhero me...

Gam k !n andhero
me ke$e j!ya jyega
Is g!l! bar!$h me harKo! bh!g jyega
khuda tuMere dost
ko na v!gona
wrna wo du$ra undrwear kaha $elayega

Similarities btw BR@...

Similarities btw BR@ nd BAR.
Both hve same alphabets.
Both r drinkin zones.
Both hve restriction time of closing nd opening.
When open, both drive men crazy

Blood test ke baad c...

Blood test ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne SARDAR ki ungli muh me le li, SARDAR nachne laga, bola abhi to URINE TEST baki hai..

Medam-Sabse jyada pr...

Medam-Sabse jyada protin kiske dodh me hota h
S-16 saal ki ladki ke dodh me
M-wo kese
stdnt -usko pekar bina hadi wala loda b khada hota.

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Bite the neck gently, Chew th...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Bite the neck gently, Chew the breast softly, Spread the legs slowly, Suck the juice excitingly, That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!

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SuhagRaat Ko Kamre K...

SuhagRaat Ko Kamre K Andar Jate Hi Dulhan Apna Blouse Kholne Lagi Dulha=Ye Kya Kr Rahi Ho.? Dulhan=Maa Ne Kaha Tha Jate Hi D(.)(.)H Pilana

Sexy Lady in Sexy vo...

Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Mere underwear me kya hai? Batao? Santa(wid confidence): Elastic hi hoga, Aaj-kal naade wali kaun pehnta hai..

Gam k !n andhero me...

Gam k !n andhero me ke$e j!ya jyega Is g!l! bar!$h me harKo! bh!g jyega khuda tuMere dost ko na v!gona wrna wo du$ra undrwear kaha $elayega

Similarities btw BR@...

Similarities btw BR@ nd BAR. Both hve same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones. Both hve restriction time of closing nd opening. When open, both drive men crazy

Blood test ke baad c...

Blood test ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne SARDAR ki ungli muh me le li, SARDAR nachne laga, bola abhi to URINE TEST baki hai..

Medam-Sabse jyada pr...

Medam-Sabse jyada protin kiske dodh me hota h S-16 saal ki ladki ke dodh me M-wo kese stdnt -usko pekar bina hadi wala loda b khada hota.

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Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!

SuhagRaat Ko Kamre K Andar Jate Hi Dulhan Apna Blouse Kholne Lagi
Dulha=Ye Kya Kr Rahi Ho.?
Dulhan=Maa Ne Kaha Tha Jate Hi D(.)(.)H Pilana

Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Mere underwear me kya hai?
Batao?
Santa(wid confidence): Elastic hi hoga, Aaj-kal naade wali kaun pehnta hai..

Gam k !n andhero
me ke$e j!ya jyega
Is g!l! bar!$h me harKo! bh!g jyega
khuda tuMere dost
ko na v!gona
wrna wo du$ra undrwear kaha $elayega

Similarities btw BR@ nd BAR.
Both hve same alphabets.
Both r drinkin zones.
Both hve restriction time of closing nd opening.
When open, both drive men crazy

Medam-Sabse jyada protin kiske dodh me hota h
S-16 saal ki ladki ke dodh me
M-wo kese
stdnt -usko pekar bina hadi wala loda b khada hota.