Teri lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu...

By Dev (Dec 1, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teri lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri
Photo
kaise lu?

Load shedding ki mus...

Load shedding ki musibat. Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya. darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haaye me mar jaawan,phir andar kon h?

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Profesor: Tum 20 sa...

Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kroge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Student:
Sir! Depend krta h ke kon zayada Khoobsurat h.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Cycle mistri ne suha...

Cycle mistri ne suhagraat me patni ko bath tub me lita diya.Patni- ye kya kar rahe ho.Pati-janeman mujhe to ched pani me hi dikhta hai.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

2 ladkiya 1 mote bac...

2 ladkiya 1 mote bache k pait ko dekhkar boli-O kake y pani k matka kitne k diya?

Bacha gusse ma apni nikar utarkar bola tooti samet 50 ka.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Larki injection Lagw...

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
.
.
.
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi

By: Vimal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa=GOD Mujhe Nara...

Santa=GOD Mujhe Naram,Mulaim Or Gora Bana Do
Taki Ladkiya Mujh Pe Khoon Bahaye
GOD=Ja Wh #sperBan Ja

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teri lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teri lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri
Photo
kaise lu?

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Load shedding ki mus...

Load shedding ki musibat. Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya. darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haaye me mar jaawan,phir andar kon h?

Profesor: Tum 20 sa...

Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kroge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Student:
Sir! Depend krta h ke kon zayada Khoobsurat h.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

Cycle mistri ne suha...

Cycle mistri ne suhagraat me patni ko bath tub me lita diya.Patni- ye kya kar rahe ho.Pati-janeman mujhe to ched pani me hi dikhta hai.

2 ladkiya 1 mote bac...

2 ladkiya 1 mote bache k pait ko dekhkar boli-O kake y pani k matka kitne k diya?

Bacha gusse ma apni nikar utarkar bola tooti samet 50 ka.

Larki injection Lagw...

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
.
.
.
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi

Santa=GOD Mujhe Nara...

Santa=GOD Mujhe Naram,Mulaim Or Gora Bana Do
Taki Ladkiya Mujh Pe Khoon Bahaye
GOD=Ja Wh #sperBan Ja

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Teri lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teri lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri Photo kaise lu?

You May Also Like

Load shedding ki mus...

Load shedding ki musibat. Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya. darwaza knock kia. Bivi:kon? Admi:Guddu da abbu! Bivi:Haaye me mar jaawan,phir andar kon h?

Profesor: Tum 20 sa...

Profesor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kroge ya apne se 20 saal bari se? Student: Sir! Depend krta h ke kon zayada Khoobsurat h. Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

Cycle mistri ne suha...

Cycle mistri ne suhagraat me patni ko bath tub me lita diya.Patni- ye kya kar rahe ho.Pati-janeman mujhe to ched pani me hi dikhta hai.

2 ladkiya 1 mote bac...

2 ladkiya 1 mote bache k pait ko dekhkar boli-O kake y pani k matka kitne k diya? Bacha gusse ma apni nikar utarkar bola tooti samet 50 ka.

Larki injection Lagw...

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua? Larki: us time . . . hosh may nahi JOSH may thi

Santa=GOD Mujhe Nara...

Santa=GOD Mujhe Naram,Mulaim Or Gora Bana Do Taki Ladkiya Mujh Pe Khoon Bahaye GOD=Ja Wh #sperBan Ja

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Follow Us

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Teri lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri
Photo
kaise lu?

Load shedding ki musibat. Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya. darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haaye me mar jaawan,phir andar kon h?

Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kroge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Student:
Sir! Depend krta h ke kon zayada Khoobsurat h.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

2 ladkiya 1 mote bache k pait ko dekhkar boli-O kake y pani k matka kitne k diya?

Bacha gusse ma apni nikar utarkar bola tooti samet 50 ka.

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
.
.
.
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi

Santa=GOD Mujhe Naram,Mulaim Or Gora Bana Do
Taki Ladkiya Mujh Pe Khoon Bahaye
GOD=Ja Wh #sperBan Ja