By Alvi (Nov 4, 2013)
1 Aurat Subah hote hi HAKIM k pas gyi aur boli - Kya mere PATI ko SHAKTI VARDHAK dawa aapne di thi? Hakim- Ji ha Lady- Toh, BIWI bhi apni bhej deta
Jabse Mardon ko aapas me pyar krneki permission mili he tabse Tailor log 1naya sawal krne lage he SIR,PANT ME ZIP AAGE LAGANI HAI YA PEECHE
Height of batameezi: Phone rings.. Tring... Tring... Ladka - Hello chintu hai ? Girl - Nahi hai. Boy - Mujhe mauqa do, ho jayega...!!
Teacher: In 3 m fark batao.. CALL GIRL, GIRLFRIEND & BIWI ? Sari Class chup ho gayi itne m Pappu bola - Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid & unlimited.
Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota h? Girl: chup rhi, Teacher: Gusay Se Jawab do Zero me 1 Dalen to kiya hota h? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota
Dr.- Pujari ji aapki Biwi MAA bannewali hai, Pujari soch me pad gaya, Dr.- kya hua sir? Pujari- soch raha hun ye GUPT DAAN kaun kar gaya.
SntA_Sharab Pikr SAdhu-Se_TAkrA Gya SadHu_Gusse Me-Aye_MurkH Me_Teri xGaad Mar_LuNgA SntA-Rukiye MAhArAj Me . . . CoNDoM_LeKe Ata hu
