Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it.
Boy & girl of class 2 asked teacher: Can kids of our age have kids? Teacher replied †NO Never! Boy said to girl: See i told you not to worry.
Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
2 men were fixing a bomb in a car. Men 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Men 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured..!!!
Catch her by her waist, Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a .. ..nice drink..PEPSI
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
