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Man: Officer! ...

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy & girl of cl...

Boy & girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied ” NO Never!
Boy said to girl:
See i told you not to worry.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: Do u have any ...

Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved

Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hey friend remember ...

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 men were fixing a ...

2 men were fixing a bomb in a car.
Men 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Men 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Love is possible aft...

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured..!!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Catch her by her wai...

Catch her by her waist,
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ..
..nice drink..PEPSI
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Husband: Today is Su...

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Q: What did the gang...

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A man in Hell asked ...

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)
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