To make it straight she pulls...

By Dev (Dec 1, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

GF 2 BF bahot attitu...

GF 2 BF bahot attitude hai tum me
BF - Attitude to bachpan se Hai
Jab me peda huwa tha
to ded saal mene kisi se baat nahi ki the

By: Hemant bisht
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 pandit ki taang ja...

1 pandit ki taang jal gai
Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di
Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata h pr viagra q?
Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rhegi

By: Vipul
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Chemistry ki class m...

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha What is "Nitrate" ?

Ladki sharma kr boli:- Sir,
Night rate 1500/- or Hotel charges alag se

By: Vimal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

k raat bahuu ne kisi...

k raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ladkiyan 4 (hizo Ki ...

Ladkiyan 4 (hizo Ki Diwani Hoti H
1. Make up
2. Mobile Phones
3. Shopping
Aur
4.______ (Niche Dekh)
.
.
.
.
.
.
Abe Apne Niche Dekh.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Zindgi Milti hai 1Ba...

Zindgi Milti hai 1Bar
Maut Ati hai 1Bar
Pyr hta hai 1Bar
Dil Tuta hai 1Bar
Jab sab kch hota hai 1Bar
To Fir
Ye L0DA kyu khda hta hai Bar Bar

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

To make it straight she pulls...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

You May Also Like

GF 2 BF bahot attitu...

GF 2 BF bahot attitude hai tum me
BF - Attitude to bachpan se Hai
Jab me peda huwa tha
to ded saal mene kisi se baat nahi ki the

1 pandit ki taang ja...

1 pandit ki taang jal gai
Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di
Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata h pr viagra q?
Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rhegi

Chemistry ki class m...

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha What is "Nitrate" ?

Ladki sharma kr boli:- Sir,
Night rate 1500/- or Hotel charges alag se

k raat bahuu ne kisi...

k raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

Ladkiyan 4 (hizo Ki ...

Ladkiyan 4 (hizo Ki Diwani Hoti H
1. Make up
2. Mobile Phones
3. Shopping
Aur
4.______ (Niche Dekh)
.
.
.
.
.
.
Abe Apne Niche Dekh.

Zindgi Milti hai 1Ba...

Zindgi Milti hai 1Bar
Maut Ati hai 1Bar
Pyr hta hai 1Bar
Dil Tuta hai 1Bar
Jab sab kch hota hai 1Bar
To Fir
Ye L0DA kyu khda hta hai Bar Bar

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

To make it straight she pulls...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

To make it straight she pulls it 2 make it stand she rubs it 2 make it stiff she licks it 2 let it IN she pushes it True! Threading a needle is not easy!

You May Also Like

GF 2 BF bahot attitu...

GF 2 BF bahot attitude hai tum me BF - Attitude to bachpan se Hai Jab me peda huwa tha to ded saal mene kisi se baat nahi ki the

1 pandit ki taang ja...

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata h pr viagra q? Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rhegi

Chemistry ki class m...

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha What is "Nitrate" ? Ladki sharma kr boli:- Sir, Night rate 1500/- or Hotel charges alag se

k raat bahuu ne kisi...

k raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

Ladkiyan 4 (hizo Ki ...

Ladkiyan 4 (hizo Ki Diwani Hoti H 1. Make up 2. Mobile Phones 3. Shopping Aur 4.______ (Niche Dekh) . . . . . . Abe Apne Niche Dekh.

Zindgi Milti hai 1Ba...

Zindgi Milti hai 1Bar Maut Ati hai 1Bar Pyr hta hai 1Bar Dil Tuta hai 1Bar Jab sab kch hota hai 1Bar To Fir Ye L0DA kyu khda hta hai Bar Bar

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

GF 2 BF bahot attitude hai tum me
BF - Attitude to bachpan se Hai
Jab me peda huwa tha
to ded saal mene kisi se baat nahi ki the

1 pandit ki taang jal gai
Dr. ne Burnol or Viagra(sex ki goli) likh k di
Pandit bola burnol to samaj ata h pr viagra q?
Dr: Us se dhoti oonchi rhegi

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha What is "Nitrate" ?

Ladki sharma kr boli:- Sir,
Night rate 1500/- or Hotel charges alag se

Ladkiyan 4 (hizo Ki Diwani Hoti H
1. Make up
2. Mobile Phones
3. Shopping
Aur
4.______ (Niche Dekh)
.
.
.
.
.
.
Abe Apne Niche Dekh.

Zindgi Milti hai 1Bar
Maut Ati hai 1Bar
Pyr hta hai 1Bar
Dil Tuta hai 1Bar
Jab sab kch hota hai 1Bar
To Fir
Ye L0DA kyu khda hta hai Bar Bar