To make it straight she pulls...

By Dev (Dec 1, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

Ek angrez hindi sikh...

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:
1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Hum unki yaad me ro ...

Hum unki yaad me ro ro k tub bhar diye,
aur wo itni bewfa nikli,
ki us tub me ga#d dho k chal diye.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Freind: Aaj M ne ter...

Freind: Aaj M ne teri bv Ko Nahaty Hue Dekha.
2nd: Kutte Kaminey M Tera Khoon Pe Jaunga.
1st: Abey M Nehar M Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)

By: Vipul
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Sardar asks CALL GIR...

Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much?
She says 50 on bed,
20 on sofa, 10 on grass.
Sardar gives her 50.
She says wow, on bed?
Sardar, no 5 times on grass!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Father: Tm meri beti...

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho?
Boy: 4 mahine se,
Fathar: Me kaise yaqen kr loon?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 Quiz me final sawa...

1 Quiz me final sawal pucha gya-
Tum kisi bhut sunder Ladki k ander sbse jada kya dekhna psand kroge
Award wining jawab
"Mera Loda".

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

To make it straight she pulls...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

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Ek angrez hindi sikh...

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:
1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

Hum unki yaad me ro ...

Hum unki yaad me ro ro k tub bhar diye,
aur wo itni bewfa nikli,
ki us tub me ga#d dho k chal diye.

Freind: Aaj M ne ter...

Freind: Aaj M ne teri bv Ko Nahaty Hue Dekha.
2nd: Kutte Kaminey M Tera Khoon Pe Jaunga.
1st: Abey M Nehar M Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)

Sardar asks CALL GIR...

Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much?
She says 50 on bed,
20 on sofa, 10 on grass.
Sardar gives her 50.
She says wow, on bed?
Sardar, no 5 times on grass!

Father: Tm meri beti...

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho?
Boy: 4 mahine se,
Fathar: Me kaise yaqen kr loon?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

1 Quiz me final sawa...

1 Quiz me final sawal pucha gya-
Tum kisi bhut sunder Ladki k ander sbse jada kya dekhna psand kroge
Award wining jawab
"Mera Loda".

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To make it straight she pulls...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

To make it straight she pulls it 2 make it stand she rubs it 2 make it stiff she licks it 2 let it IN she pushes it True! Threading a needle is not easy!

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Ek angrez hindi sikh...

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha: 1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi 2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

Hum unki yaad me ro ...

Hum unki yaad me ro ro k tub bhar diye, aur wo itni bewfa nikli, ki us tub me ga#d dho k chal diye.

Freind: Aaj M ne ter...

Freind: Aaj M ne teri bv Ko Nahaty Hue Dekha. 2nd: Kutte Kaminey M Tera Khoon Pe Jaunga. 1st: Abey M Nehar M Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)

Sardar asks CALL GIR...

Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much? She says 50 on bed, 20 on sofa, 10 on grass. Sardar gives her 50. She says wow, on bed? Sardar, no 5 times on grass!

Father: Tm meri beti...

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho? Boy: 4 mahine se, Fathar: Me kaise yaqen kr loon? Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

1 Quiz me final sawa...

1 Quiz me final sawal pucha gya- Tum kisi bhut sunder Ladki k ander sbse jada kya dekhna psand kroge Award wining jawab "Mera Loda".

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To make it straight
she pulls it
2 make it stand
she rubs it
2 make it stiff
she licks it
2 let it IN
she pushes it
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:
1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

Hum unki yaad me ro ro k tub bhar diye,
aur wo itni bewfa nikli,
ki us tub me ga#d dho k chal diye.

Freind: Aaj M ne teri bv Ko Nahaty Hue Dekha.
2nd: Kutte Kaminey M Tera Khoon Pe Jaunga.
1st: Abey M Nehar M Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)

Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much?
She says 50 on bed,
20 on sofa, 10 on grass.
Sardar gives her 50.
She says wow, on bed?
Sardar, no 5 times on grass!

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho?
Boy: 4 mahine se,
Fathar: Me kaise yaqen kr loon?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

1 Quiz me final sawal pucha gya-
Tum kisi bhut sunder Ladki k ander sbse jada kya dekhna psand kroge
Award wining jawab
"Mera Loda".