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Load shedding ki musibat. Ek a...

By Harry (Jan 16, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Load shedding ki musibat. Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya. darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haaye me mar jaawan,phir andar kon h?

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