Larki injection Lagwatay huey:...

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:

AGE 20: DIN RAAT,
AGE 28: ROZ RAAT,
AGE 38: JUMME RAAT,
AGE 48: CHAND RAAT,
AGE 58: ONLY JAZBAAT,
AGE 68: GALAT BAAT.

Tchr= Batao
BatataVada
aur
Samose
me
kya
Antar
Hota
Hai.??
Student=
Brr
Pehno
To
Samosa,
Nahi
To
Julta
BatataVada.

Ohh..
Ahh..
Ab Uth Jao Or Aaindase
Msg Karte Rehna Nahi To
Firse Gaaand Marunga.?

Pati On 1st Nite=Kesa Lag Rha H?
BV=Bura Lg Raha H, Qki Ajtak GSM Thi
isLiye Koi B SIM Dal Skti Thi, Ajse CDMA Ho Gyi,1 Hi SIM Dalna Pdega

Never play with Girls heart, she has only 1 heart...
Its OK to PLAY with her B**bS,
she has TWO !!!
Pom pom.

Sonu:Dr.saab mera khada nhi hota
Dr:R u maried?
NO
Do u hv gfrnd?
NO
Muth marta h? NO
go for Mujra?
NO
To Bhnchd Khada krke Calender Tangega