Profesor: Tum 20 saal ki Lark...

By Anup Sahni (Sep 7, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kroge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Student:
Sir! Depend krta h ke kon zayada Khoobsurat h.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

Pehle KISS karo, phi...

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

ye ladkiya bhi badi ...

ye ladkiya bhi badi ageeb hoti hai
bat bat par tufan utha leti hai,
kuch na ka karo to muh fula leti hai.
kuch kar do to pet fula leti hai.

By: Abhishek kumar gupta
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-...

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-Kya Tum Hm Maa-Beti K 7 Ssex KroGe
BoyNe SocHa Is BaHaNe BeTi B To MileGi
B-OK
L-
.
.
.
Maa
N!cHe aa Jao
Ye TaiYar h

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

A Sex expert was onc...

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

---- Ye le Brra Ab...

----
Ye le Brra
Ab khud mat pahean liyo
teri Gf ki H
khel khel me mere pas bhul gai thi
Ab thnks bolke rulayega kya

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Height of Insult Su...

Height of Insult
Suhagrat Ko Pati Biwi Ko Puri Jaan Laga Ke Thok Raha Tha
Tabhi
Patni Kaheti Hai= Ab DaLoge Bhi Ya Yuhi Ungli Karte Rahoge.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Profesor: Tum 20 saal ki Lark...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kroge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Student:
Sir! Depend krta h ke kon zayada Khoobsurat h.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

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Pehle KISS karo, phi...

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

ye ladkiya bhi badi ...

ye ladkiya bhi badi ageeb hoti hai
bat bat par tufan utha leti hai,
kuch na ka karo to muh fula leti hai.
kuch kar do to pet fula leti hai.

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-...

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-Kya Tum Hm Maa-Beti K 7 Ssex KroGe
BoyNe SocHa Is BaHaNe BeTi B To MileGi
B-OK
L-
.
.
.
Maa
N!cHe aa Jao
Ye TaiYar h

A Sex expert was onc...

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

---- Ye le Brra Ab...

----
Ye le Brra
Ab khud mat pahean liyo
teri Gf ki H
khel khel me mere pas bhul gai thi
Ab thnks bolke rulayega kya

Height of Insult Su...

Height of Insult
Suhagrat Ko Pati Biwi Ko Puri Jaan Laga Ke Thok Raha Tha
Tabhi
Patni Kaheti Hai= Ab DaLoge Bhi Ya Yuhi Ungli Karte Rahoge.

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Profesor: Tum 20 saal ki Lark...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Profesor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kroge ya apne se 20 saal bari se? Student: Sir! Depend krta h ke kon zayada Khoobsurat h. Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

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Pehle KISS karo, phi...

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

ye ladkiya bhi badi ...

ye ladkiya bhi badi ageeb hoti hai bat bat par tufan utha leti hai, kuch na ka karo to muh fula leti hai. kuch kar do to pet fula leti hai.

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-...

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-Kya Tum Hm Maa-Beti K 7 Ssex KroGe BoyNe SocHa Is BaHaNe BeTi B To MileGi B-OK L- . . . Maa N!cHe aa Jao Ye TaiYar h

A Sex expert was onc...

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

---- Ye le Brra Ab...

---- Ye le Brra Ab khud mat pahean liyo teri Gf ki H khel khel me mere pas bhul gai thi Ab thnks bolke rulayega kya

Height of Insult Su...

Height of Insult Suhagrat Ko Pati Biwi Ko Puri Jaan Laga Ke Thok Raha Tha Tabhi Patni Kaheti Hai= Ab DaLoge Bhi Ya Yuhi Ungli Karte Rahoge.

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Profesor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi kroge ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Student:
Sir! Depend krta h ke kon zayada Khoobsurat h.
Aapki Beti ya apki Biwi.

ye ladkiya bhi badi ageeb hoti hai
bat bat par tufan utha leti hai,
kuch na ka karo to muh fula leti hai.
kuch kar do to pet fula leti hai.

67yr Old Ldy To Boy-Kya Tum Hm Maa-Beti K 7 Ssex KroGe
BoyNe SocHa Is BaHaNe BeTi B To MileGi
B-OK
L-
.
.
.
Maa
N!cHe aa Jao
Ye TaiYar h

----
Ye le Brra
Ab khud mat pahean liyo
teri Gf ki H
khel khel me mere pas bhul gai thi
Ab thnks bolke rulayega kya

Height of Insult
Suhagrat Ko Pati Biwi Ko Puri Jaan Laga Ke Thok Raha Tha
Tabhi
Patni Kaheti Hai= Ab DaLoge Bhi Ya Yuhi Ungli Karte Rahoge.