Boy & girl in bus Boy: Mi...

By Dev (Mar 20, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy & girl in bus
Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy
Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha
Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

Ye ladkiyan bhi badi...

Ye ladkiyan bhi badi ajeeb cheez hoti hain....

kuchh kaho to muh fula deti hai,
kuchh karo to pet fula deti hain!

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 Ladki ne 1 Kutti s...

1 Ladki ne 1 Kutti se puchha, Tumhe 1'saath itne Bache Kaise hote h,

Kutti ne Kaha Sadak Par Nangi Ghum ke dekh fir pata chalega

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Whose mother had the...

Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
Guess?
.
.
Still thinking?
.
.
Give up?
its... SUNNY DEOL Why?
He himself said- "main nikla,gaddi leke"

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

2 ladkiya 1 mote bac...

2 ladkiya 1 mote bache k pait ko dekhkar boli-O kake y pani k matka kitne k diya?

Bacha gusse ma apni nikar utarkar bola tooti samet 50 ka.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teachr:Konndom ka fu...

Teachr:Konndom ka full form batao?
Girl
C=>Control
O=>On
N=>Natural
D=>Droups
O=>Of
M=>Man
Do boond zindgi ki.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

TchR- PAppu,whAt is...

TchR-
PAppu,whAt is uR_cAst?
Ppu-
PehLe To Hm VrmA_The
Fir ShArmA_Ho Gye UsKe bAAd_SunAAr
Fir LuhAr_Ho Gye
AbHi h_DrZi
AaGe MummY Ki_MrzI

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy & girl in bus Boy: Mi...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy & girl in bus
Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy
Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha
Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

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Ye ladkiyan bhi badi...

Ye ladkiyan bhi badi ajeeb cheez hoti hain....

kuchh kaho to muh fula deti hai,
kuchh karo to pet fula deti hain!

1 Ladki ne 1 Kutti s...

1 Ladki ne 1 Kutti se puchha, Tumhe 1'saath itne Bache Kaise hote h,

Kutti ne Kaha Sadak Par Nangi Ghum ke dekh fir pata chalega

Whose mother had the...

Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
Guess?
.
.
Still thinking?
.
.
Give up?
its... SUNNY DEOL Why?
He himself said- "main nikla,gaddi leke"

2 ladkiya 1 mote bac...

2 ladkiya 1 mote bache k pait ko dekhkar boli-O kake y pani k matka kitne k diya?

Bacha gusse ma apni nikar utarkar bola tooti samet 50 ka.

Teachr:Konndom ka fu...

Teachr:Konndom ka full form batao?
Girl
C=>Control
O=>On
N=>Natural
D=>Droups
O=>Of
M=>Man
Do boond zindgi ki.

TchR- PAppu,whAt is...

TchR-
PAppu,whAt is uR_cAst?
Ppu-
PehLe To Hm VrmA_The
Fir ShArmA_Ho Gye UsKe bAAd_SunAAr
Fir LuhAr_Ho Gye
AbHi h_DrZi
AaGe MummY Ki_MrzI

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Boy & girl in bus Boy: Mi...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy & girl in bus Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

You May Also Like

Ye ladkiyan bhi badi...

Ye ladkiyan bhi badi ajeeb cheez hoti hain.... kuchh kaho to muh fula deti hai, kuchh karo to pet fula deti hain!

1 Ladki ne 1 Kutti s...

1 Ladki ne 1 Kutti se puchha, Tumhe 1'saath itne Bache Kaise hote h, Kutti ne Kaha Sadak Par Nangi Ghum ke dekh fir pata chalega

Whose mother had the...

Whose mother had the most painful delivery? Guess? . . Still thinking? . . Give up? its... SUNNY DEOL Why? He himself said- "main nikla,gaddi leke"

2 ladkiya 1 mote bac...

2 ladkiya 1 mote bache k pait ko dekhkar boli-O kake y pani k matka kitne k diya? Bacha gusse ma apni nikar utarkar bola tooti samet 50 ka.

Teachr:Konndom ka fu...

Teachr:Konndom ka full form batao? Girl C=&gt;Control O=&gt;On N=&gt;Natural D=&gt;Droups O=&gt;Of M=&gt;Man Do boond zindgi ki.

TchR- PAppu,whAt is...

TchR- PAppu,whAt is uR_cAst? Ppu- PehLe To Hm VrmA_The Fir ShArmA_Ho Gye UsKe bAAd_SunAAr Fir LuhAr_Ho Gye AbHi h_DrZi AaGe MummY Ki_MrzI

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Boy & girl in bus
Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy
Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha
Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

Ye ladkiyan bhi badi ajeeb cheez hoti hain....

kuchh kaho to muh fula deti hai,
kuchh karo to pet fula deti hain!

1 Ladki ne 1 Kutti se puchha, Tumhe 1'saath itne Bache Kaise hote h,

Kutti ne Kaha Sadak Par Nangi Ghum ke dekh fir pata chalega

Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
Guess?
.
.
Still thinking?
.
.
Give up?
its... SUNNY DEOL Why?
He himself said- "main nikla,gaddi leke"

2 ladkiya 1 mote bache k pait ko dekhkar boli-O kake y pani k matka kitne k diya?

Bacha gusse ma apni nikar utarkar bola tooti samet 50 ka.

Teachr:Konndom ka full form batao?
Girl
C=>Control
O=>On
N=>Natural
D=>Droups
O=>Of
M=>Man
Do boond zindgi ki.

TchR-
PAppu,whAt is uR_cAst?
Ppu-
PehLe To Hm VrmA_The
Fir ShArmA_Ho Gye UsKe bAAd_SunAAr
Fir LuhAr_Ho Gye
AbHi h_DrZi
AaGe MummY Ki_MrzI