Mar 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Khamosh palkon se jb...

Khamosh palkon se jb ansu bikhr jate hn
Aap kia janen ap ktne yad ate hn
Hum aaj b usi mor pe khry hen
Jaha ap ne kaha tha
tehro
Hum samosay le k aty hn :-)

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kaisay Mumkin Tha K...

Kaisay Mumkin Tha
Kisi aur Waseelay Say elaaj?
Ae Dost!
Ishq Ka Rog Tha
Chittar paey, tay araam aya.!!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Subah Sham apki hi y...

Subah Sham apki hi yad aavay hy
Sari sari raat hum ko jagavay hy
Dil to aap ko call krnay ko chahvay hy
Pr call center ki CHHOKRI ny balance km btavay hy.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Classical Beyzzati.!...

Classical Beyzzati.!
Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
Larka: G Bhabi.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Faqeer: Baji bhooka ...

Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Chunti or Hathi ki ...

Chunti or Hathi ki
LOVE MARIAGE hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli
WAH RE MOHABAT
1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kabhi yaad aye to ca...

Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.
Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.
Ager ye na kar sako to mobile dahi me daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

What is confidence? ...

What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl.

9 boys came with roses,
.
.
1 boy came with
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.
.
.
.
.
.
MOLVI
.
.
This is confidence.!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh...

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ek bacha paida hotay...

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair.
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Mar 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Khamosh palkon se jb...

Khamosh palkon se jb ansu bikhr jate hn
Aap kia janen ap ktne yad ate hn
Hum aaj b usi mor pe khry hen
Jaha ap ne kaha tha
tehro
Hum samosay le k aty hn :-)

Kaisay Mumkin Tha K...

Kaisay Mumkin Tha
Kisi aur Waseelay Say elaaj?
Ae Dost!
Ishq Ka Rog Tha
Chittar paey, tay araam aya.!!

Subah Sham apki hi y...

Subah Sham apki hi yad aavay hy
Sari sari raat hum ko jagavay hy
Dil to aap ko call krnay ko chahvay hy
Pr call center ki CHHOKRI ny balance km btavay hy.

Classical Beyzzati.!...

Classical Beyzzati.!
Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
Larka: G Bhabi.

Faqeer: Baji bhooka ...

Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.

Chunti or Hathi ki ...

Chunti or Hathi ki
LOVE MARIAGE hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli
WAH RE MOHABAT
1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi.

Kabhi yaad aye to ca...

Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.
Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.
Ager ye na kar sako to mobile dahi me daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.

What is confidence? ...

What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl.

9 boys came with roses,
.
.
1 boy came with
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
MOLVI
.
.
This is confidence.!

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh...

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

Ek bacha paida hotay...

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
PAKISTAN wich aagia..

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Mar 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Khamosh palkon se jb...

Khamosh palkon se jb ansu bikhr jate hn Aap kia janen ap ktne yad ate hn Hum aaj b usi mor pe khry hen Jaha ap ne kaha tha tehro Hum samosay le k aty hn :-)

Kaisay Mumkin Tha K...

Kaisay Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Waseelay Say elaaj? Ae Dost! Ishq Ka Rog Tha Chittar paey, tay araam aya.!!

Subah Sham apki hi y...

Subah Sham apki hi yad aavay hy Sari sari raat hum ko jagavay hy Dil to aap ko call krnay ko chahvay hy Pr call center ki CHHOKRI ny balance km btavay hy.

Classical Beyzzati.!...

Classical Beyzzati.! Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira, Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho? Larka: G Bhabi.

Faqeer: Baji bhooka ...

Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo. Baji: Khana abi nahi paka. Faqeer: Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.

Chunti or Hathi ki ...

Chunti or Hathi ki LOVE MARIAGE hui Agle din Hathi mar gia Chunti boli WAH RE MOHABAT 1 din ka piyar mila Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi.

Kabhi yaad aye to ca...

Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena. Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena. Ager ye na kar sako to mobile dahi me daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.

What is confidence? ...

What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl. 9 boys came with roses, . . 1 boy came with . . . . . . . . MOLVI . . This is confidence.!

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh...

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

Ek bacha paida hotay...

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai? Nurse: NO Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair. . . . . . . . . PAKISTAN wich aagia..

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Khamosh palkon se jb ansu bikhr jate hn
Aap kia janen ap ktne yad ate hn
Hum aaj b usi mor pe khry hen
Jaha ap ne kaha tha
tehro
Hum samosay le k aty hn :-)

Kaisay Mumkin Tha
Kisi aur Waseelay Say elaaj?
Ae Dost!
Ishq Ka Rog Tha
Chittar paey, tay araam aya.!!

Subah Sham apki hi yad aavay hy
Sari sari raat hum ko jagavay hy
Dil to aap ko call krnay ko chahvay hy
Pr call center ki CHHOKRI ny balance km btavay hy.

Classical Beyzzati.!
Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
Larka: G Bhabi.

Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.
Faqeer:
Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.

Chunti or Hathi ki
LOVE MARIAGE hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli
WAH RE MOHABAT
1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi.

Kabhi yaad aye to cal kar lena.
Paise kum ho to SMS kar lena.
Ager ye na kar sako to mobile dahi me daal ker vibration on kerna Aur lassi pee lena.

What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl.

9 boys came with roses,
.
.
1 boy came with
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
MOLVI
.
.
This is confidence.!

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO
Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
PAKISTAN wich aagia..