Gabber Singh ka janam hua to u...

Salim=Janeman,Tere Kdmo Me Rkh Dunga Sara kHAZANA
Anarkali=MAA CHUDANE Gya Tera Khazana HATH Andar Dal or Suru Kr DABANA.

Sardar entered a ladies toilet..
Lady- Ye mahilaon k liye h,
Sardar laughed & opened his zip- Ye konsa GARAM MASALA kutne k liye h,
Ye bhi to mahilao k liye h.

Teacher : Billi Ke Itne Bache Kyon Hote Hein
Student : Miss Ap Aik Din Sarak Per Nangi Ghoom Kar Dekhe Pata Lag Jaey Ga...!!

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:

AGE 20: DIN RAAT,
AGE 28: ROZ RAAT,
AGE 38: JUMME RAAT,
AGE 48: CHAND RAAT,
AGE 58: ONLY JAZBAAT,
AGE 68: GALAT BAAT.

Jb dekhu To dil Krta pakad lu
jb pakad lu to dil krta dabadu
jb daba du toh dil karta chus lu
Q ki sal me ek bar jo aata h
Aam ka mausam,,"

Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.