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Santa: oye banta machli khayeg...
By
Alvi
(
Jan 10, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote h.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
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