Santa at an Art Gallery: I sup...

By Ankita Arora (Aug 8, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Santa to Dr.: Meri ...

Santa to Dr.:
Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai.

Dr.: Tension mat lo
Jub
Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Boss: Where do you s...

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Are you going...

Banta: Are you going to attend the boss' funeral?
Santa: Oh No! I'm working today. My motto is business before pleasure.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Pappu: Dad, what is ...

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa propose a girl...

Santa propose a girl. Girl replied- Thapad marungi. Santa replied- Thapad maregi to mukka bhi khayagi.

By: Kishan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa at an Art Gallery: I sup...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

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Santa to Dr.: Meri ...

Santa to Dr.:
Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai.

Dr.: Tension mat lo
Jub
Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.

Boss: Where do you s...

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"

Banta: Are you going...

Banta: Are you going to attend the boss' funeral?
Santa: Oh No! I'm working today. My motto is business before pleasure.

Pappu: Dad, what is ...

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

Santa propose a girl...

Santa propose a girl. Girl replied- Thapad marungi. Santa replied- Thapad maregi to mukka bhi khayagi.

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

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Santa at an Art Gallery: I sup...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

You May Also Like

Santa to Dr.: Meri ...

Santa to Dr.: Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai. Dr.: Tension mat lo Jub Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.

Boss: Where do you s...

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters? Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"

Banta: Are you going...

Banta: Are you going to attend the boss' funeral? Santa: Oh No! I'm working today. My motto is business before pleasure.

Pappu: Dad, what is ...

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

Santa propose a girl...

Santa propose a girl. Girl replied- Thapad marungi. Santa replied- Thapad maregi to mukka bhi khayagi.

Santa:Can u do anyth...

Santa:Can u do anything others can't? After thinking a lot Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

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Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Santa to Dr.:
Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai.

Dr.: Tension mat lo
Jub
Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"

Banta: Are you going to attend the boss' funeral?
Santa: Oh No! I'm working today. My motto is business before pleasure.

Santa:Can u do anything others can't?
After thinking a lot
Banta: Sure, I can read my handwriting.