Santa's son: Mere papa bahut d...

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JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.Banta's son: How?Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.

Santa selling parach...

Santa selling parachute, tells the customer "jump from plane n press button & you can land safely." CUSTOMER: if it doesn't open???? SANTA : PAISA WAPAS

By: KAPIL671992
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jagjit Singh: Ye dau...

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo...
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa gets a message...

Santa gets a message
"Kya aap Anna Hazare ke saath hai?"
.
.
Santa replies "Nahi mai apni girlfriend ke sath hu.
Kuch kaam tha kya?

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A lady asked Santa: ...

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR ...

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa's son: Mere papa bahut d...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.Banta's son: How?Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.

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Santa selling parach...

Santa selling parachute, tells the customer "jump from plane n press button & you can land safely." CUSTOMER: if it doesn't open???? SANTA : PAISA WAPAS

Jagjit Singh: Ye dau...

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo...
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo.

Santa gets a message...

Santa gets a message
"Kya aap Anna Hazare ke saath hai?"
.
.
Santa replies "Nahi mai apni girlfriend ke sath hu.
Kuch kaam tha kya?

A lady asked Santa: ...

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja.

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR ...

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND

After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

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Santa's son: Mere papa bahut d...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.Banta's son: How?Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.

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Santa selling parach...

Santa selling parachute, tells the customer "jump from plane n press button & you can land safely." CUSTOMER: if it doesn't open???? SANTA : PAISA WAPAS

Jagjit Singh: Ye dau...

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo... Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo.

Santa gets a message...

Santa gets a message "Kya aap Anna Hazare ke saath hai?" . . Santa replies "Nahi mai apni girlfriend ke sath hu. Kuch kaam tha kya?

A lady asked Santa: ...

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja.

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR ...

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME, HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-- HE WAS NOT MY FRND

After an accident, ...

After an accident, Driver said angrily: I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st. Sardar: I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

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Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo...
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo.

Santa gets a message
"Kya aap Anna Hazare ke saath hai?"
.
.
Santa replies "Nahi mai apni girlfriend ke sath hu.
Kuch kaam tha kya?

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja.

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."