By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)
Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.Banta's son: How?Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.
Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Banta: A Cockroach Santa : Why? Banta : Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi h. batao me kya karun? Banta: Karna kya h, 2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.
Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? Santa: If you aim it well enough!..
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa: Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.
Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja kar uske ghar ek beta hua. Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga? MUSHKIL SINGH.!
