By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)
Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.Banta's son: How?Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.
Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataaoBanta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao!
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Ha! Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta H.
Banta calls wife- me ghar nahi aa sakta car ka steering gear. chori ho hua hai. After some time he call again Aa rha hun pehle pichli seat pe beith gya tha
Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi h. batao me kya karun? Banta: Karna kya h, 2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.
Manager: What Is Your Qualification ? Santa: Sir I Am PHSD.. Manager: What Do U Mean By PHSD ? Santa: Passed Hight School With Difficulty !
