Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.Banta's son: How?Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.
Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Banta: A Cockroach
Santa : Why?
Banta : Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi h.
batao me kya karun?
Banta: Karna kya h,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.
Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Santa: If you aim it well enough!..
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa: Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.