Jan 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Ulfat Mein Kabhi Yeh...

Ulfat Mein Kabhi Yeh Haal Hota Hai;
Aankhen Hasti Hain Magar Dil Rota Hai;
Mante Hain Hum Jisse Manzil Apni;
Humsafar Uska Koi Aur Hota Hai!

By: Sumit
Category: LOVE/FRIENDSHIP (LOVE)

Could you say where ...

Could you say where d sea ends from d shoreÃ¢â‚¬Â¦?
' MY LOVE IS SAME FOR U.'
[Will u be my Valentine?]

Happy Valentine Day 2014.

By: Harry
Category: GREETINGS (VALENTINE DAY)

Santa invested 2 Lak...

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ki chatri me h...

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?

Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa pe bijli ka ta...

Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.

Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta Cigratte pe 2 ...

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Sharab pite p...

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha h.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: oye banta mac...

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?

Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote h.

Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa or banta k bic...

Santa or banta k bich me fight ho rhi thi
Banta: saale me tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kr dunga
Santa: dekh serious ladai me romantic baat mat kr.

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Jan 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Ulfat Mein Kabhi Yeh...

Ulfat Mein Kabhi Yeh Haal Hota Hai;
Aankhen Hasti Hain Magar Dil Rota Hai;
Mante Hain Hum Jisse Manzil Apni;
Humsafar Uska Koi Aur Hota Hai!

Could you say where ...

Could you say where d sea ends from d shoreÃ¢â‚¬Â¦?
' MY LOVE IS SAME FOR U.'
[Will u be my Valentine?]

Happy Valentine Day 2014.

Santa invested 2 Lak...

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Santa ki chatri me h...

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?

Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

Santa pe bijli ka ta...

Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.

Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..

Banta Cigratte pe 2 ...

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

Santa: Sharab pite p...

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha h.

Santa: oye banta mac...

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?

Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote h.

Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Santa or banta k bic...

Santa or banta k bich me fight ho rhi thi
Banta: saale me tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kr dunga
Santa: dekh serious ladai me romantic baat mat kr.

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Jan 10, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Ulfat Mein Kabhi Yeh...

Ulfat Mein Kabhi Yeh Haal Hota Hai; Aankhen Hasti Hain Magar Dil Rota Hai; Mante Hain Hum Jisse Manzil Apni; Humsafar Uska Koi Aur Hota Hai!

Could you say where ...

Could you say where d sea ends from d shoreÃ¢â‚¬Â¦? ' MY LOVE IS SAME FOR U.' [Will u be my Valentine?] Happy Valentine Day 2014.

Santa invested 2 Lak...

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Santa ki chatri me h...

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu? Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

Santa pe bijli ka ta...

Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya. Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..

Banta Cigratte pe 2 ...

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

Santa: Sharab pite p...

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha h.

Santa: oye banta mac...

Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote h. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Santa or banta k bic...

Santa or banta k bich me fight ho rhi thi Banta: saale me tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kr dunga Santa: dekh serious ladai me romantic baat mat kr.

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Ulfat Mein Kabhi Yeh Haal Hota Hai;
Aankhen Hasti Hain Magar Dil Rota Hai;
Mante Hain Hum Jisse Manzil Apni;
Humsafar Uska Koi Aur Hota Hai!

Could you say where d sea ends from d shoreÃ¢â‚¬Â¦?
' MY LOVE IS SAME FOR U.'
[Will u be my Valentine?]

Happy Valentine Day 2014.

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?

Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.

Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha h.

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?

Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote h.

Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Santa or banta k bich me fight ho rhi thi
Banta: saale me tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kr dunga
Santa: dekh serious ladai me romantic baat mat kr.