Santa or banta k bich me fight...

By Alvi (Jan 10, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa or banta k bich me fight ho rhi thi
Banta: saale me tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kr dunga
Santa: dekh serious ladai me romantic baat mat kr.

Ruh kaap gyi, Jb Sa...

Ruh kaap gyi,
Jb Santa ne banta ki Dadi se kaha-"Dadi koi accha sa gana to sunao?
Or dadi boli-
"Mere photo ko sine se yaar chipkale saiyan FEVICOL se"

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: U cheated me...

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train Chali, Santa e...

Train Chali, Santa ek Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba H.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Will U marry,...

Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister.
Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA:Lalaji dettol ...

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa or banta k bich me fight...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa or banta k bich me fight ho rhi thi
Banta: saale me tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kr dunga
Santa: dekh serious ladai me romantic baat mat kr.

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Ruh kaap gyi, Jb Sa...

Ruh kaap gyi,
Jb Santa ne banta ki Dadi se kaha-"Dadi koi accha sa gana to sunao?
Or dadi boli-
"Mere photo ko sine se yaar chipkale saiyan FEVICOL se"

Sardar: U cheated me...

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

Train Chali, Santa e...

Train Chali, Santa ek Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba H.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Santa: Will U marry,...

Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister.
Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

SANTA:Lalaji dettol ...

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

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Santa or banta k bich me fight...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa or banta k bich me fight ho rhi thi Banta: saale me tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kr dunga Santa: dekh serious ladai me romantic baat mat kr.

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Ruh kaap gyi, Jb Sa...

Ruh kaap gyi, Jb Santa ne banta ki Dadi se kaha-"Dadi koi accha sa gana to sunao? Or dadi boli- "Mere photo ko sine se yaar chipkale saiyan FEVICOL se"

Sardar: U cheated me...

Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U" Lady: How can U be so sure? Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

Train Chali, Santa e...

Train Chali, Santa ek Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba H. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Santa: Will U marry,...

Santa: Will U marry, after I die. Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die. Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

SANTA:Lalaji dettol ...

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

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Santa or banta k bich me fight ho rhi thi
Banta: saale me tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kr dunga
Santa: dekh serious ladai me romantic baat mat kr.

Ruh kaap gyi,
Jb Santa ne banta ki Dadi se kaha-"Dadi koi accha sa gana to sunao?
Or dadi boli-
"Mere photo ko sine se yaar chipkale saiyan FEVICOL se"

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

Train Chali, Santa ek Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba H.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister.
Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..