Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa to his friend,...

Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours.

Friend: Why didn't you walk down?
Santa: Because we were going up!!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: The mudpack d...

Santa: The mudpack definitely improved my wife's looks but then...

Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: It fell off.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: My wife is a ...

Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you conclude that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A policeman stops Sa...

A policeman stops Santa, "You may not be aware, sir, that your wife fell off your bike half a mile back".
Santa: Thank goodness! I thought I'd gone deaf!!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I was stopped...

Santa: I was stopped for doing 53 in a 35 KM zone but I got away.

Banta: But how?

Santa: I told the police I had dyslexia!!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Have any of y...

Santa: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?

Banta: Yes. When my mother used to pull my hair, I wished that I didn't have any!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala?

Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: My dog chases...

Banta: My dog chases everyone on a bicycle. What shall I do?

Santa. So simple. Take his bike away!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Doctor, Docto...

Santa: Doctor, Doctor! I swallowed a bone.

Doctor: Are you choking?

Santa: No! I'm serious!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa and Banta were...

Santa and Banta were having an intellectual discussion about geography. Eventually Banta says to Santa, "What's the correct way of saying it, Iraq or Iran?"

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa to his friend,...

Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours.

Friend: Why didn't you walk down?
Santa: Because we were going up!!

Santa: The mudpack d...

Santa: The mudpack definitely improved my wife's looks but then...

Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: It fell off.

Santa: My wife is a ...

Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you conclude that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!

A policeman stops Sa...

A policeman stops Santa, "You may not be aware, sir, that your wife fell off your bike half a mile back".
Santa: Thank goodness! I thought I'd gone deaf!!

Santa: I was stopped...

Santa: I was stopped for doing 53 in a 35 KM zone but I got away.

Banta: But how?

Santa: I told the police I had dyslexia!!

Santa: Have any of y...

Santa: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?

Banta: Yes. When my mother used to pull my hair, I wished that I didn't have any!

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala?

Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

Banta: My dog chases...

Banta: My dog chases everyone on a bicycle. What shall I do?

Santa. So simple. Take his bike away!

Santa: Doctor, Docto...

Santa: Doctor, Doctor! I swallowed a bone.

Doctor: Are you choking?

Santa: No! I'm serious!

Santa and Banta were...

Santa and Banta were having an intellectual discussion about geography. Eventually Banta says to Santa, "What's the correct way of saying it, Iraq or Iran?"

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa to his friend,...

Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours. Friend: Why didn't you walk down? Santa: Because we were going up!!

Santa: The mudpack d...

Santa: The mudpack definitely improved my wife's looks but then... Banta: Then what happened? Santa: It fell off.

Santa: My wife is a ...

Santa: My wife is a very careful driver. Banta: How do you conclude that? Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!

A policeman stops Sa...

A policeman stops Santa, "You may not be aware, sir, that your wife fell off your bike half a mile back". Santa: Thank goodness! I thought I'd gone deaf!!

Santa: I was stopped...

Santa: I was stopped for doing 53 in a 35 KM zone but I got away. Banta: But how? Santa: I told the police I had dyslexia!!

Santa: Have any of y...

Santa: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized? Banta: Yes. When my mother used to pull my hair, I wished that I didn't have any!

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala? Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

Banta: My dog chases...

Banta: My dog chases everyone on a bicycle. What shall I do? Santa. So simple. Take his bike away!

Santa: Doctor, Docto...

Santa: Doctor, Doctor! I swallowed a bone. Doctor: Are you choking? Santa: No! I'm serious!

Santa and Banta were...

Santa and Banta were having an intellectual discussion about geography. Eventually Banta says to Santa, "What's the correct way of saying it, Iraq or Iran?"

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Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours.

Friend: Why didn't you walk down?
Santa: Because we were going up!!

Santa: The mudpack definitely improved my wife's looks but then...

Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: It fell off.

Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you conclude that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!

A policeman stops Santa, "You may not be aware, sir, that your wife fell off your bike half a mile back".
Santa: Thank goodness! I thought I'd gone deaf!!

Santa: I was stopped for doing 53 in a 35 KM zone but I got away.

Banta: But how?

Santa: I told the police I had dyslexia!!

Santa: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?

Banta: Yes. When my mother used to pull my hair, I wished that I didn't have any!

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala?

Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

Banta: My dog chases everyone on a bicycle. What shall I do?

Santa. So simple. Take his bike away!

Santa: Doctor, Doctor! I swallowed a bone.

Doctor: Are you choking?

Santa: No! I'm serious!