Santa to his friend, "I a...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours.

Friend: Why didn't you walk down?
Santa: Because we were going up!!

Santa to docto...

Santa to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje"
Docter:"too es mai problem kya h"?
Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta ask santa: wha...

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ko rota dekhka...

Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa: Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

By: Vishal Nayak
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Give Me An Id...

Santa: Give Me An Idea
To Become Poor
Banta: Make A Hindi
Film With Himesh As
Hero ..
Santa: I Asked Idea To
Become Poor Not A
Beggar .. ;->

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to his friend, "I a...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours.

Friend: Why didn't you walk down?
Santa: Because we were going up!!

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Santa to docto...

Santa to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje"
Docter:"too es mai problem kya h"?
Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Banta ask santa: wha...

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa ko rota dekhka...

Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa: Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

Santa: Give Me An Id...

Santa: Give Me An Idea
To Become Poor
Banta: Make A Hindi
Film With Himesh As
Hero ..
Santa: I Asked Idea To
Become Poor Not A
Beggar .. ;->

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Santa to his friend, "I a...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours. Friend: Why didn't you walk down? Santa: Because we were going up!!

You May Also Like

Santa to docto...

Santa to doctor: "mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje" Docter:"too es mai problem kya h"? Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Banta ask santa: wha...

Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa ko rota dekhka...

Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua? Santa: Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida, ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

Santa: Give Me An Id...

Santa: Give Me An Idea To Become Poor Banta: Make A Hindi Film With Himesh As Hero .. Santa: I Asked Idea To Become Poor Not A Beggar .. ;-&gt;

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Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours.

Friend: Why didn't you walk down?
Santa: Because we were going up!!

Santa to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 bje krta hon & poty 7 bje"
Docter:"too es mai problem kya h"?
Santa :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bje khulti hai"

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa: Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

Santa: Give Me An Idea
To Become Poor
Banta: Make A Hindi
Film With Himesh As
Hero ..
Santa: I Asked Idea To
Become Poor Not A
Beggar .. ;->