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Santa: I was stopped for doing...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: I was stopped for doing 53 in a 35 KM zone but I got away.
Banta: But how?
Santa: I told the police I had dyslexia!!
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A sweet girl goes to...
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear
dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
By:
Vimal
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
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In an interview,Inte...
In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
By:
ADMIN
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: Wife agar hus...
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
By:
Anamika Sharma
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa kissed his GF ...
Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa : Aap Mujhe Sc...
Santa : Aap Mujhe School, Kyo Bhejti Hai ?
Mummy : Taki Tum Ek, Achchhe Insan Ban Sako
Santa : Lekin, Teacher 2 Mujhe Hamesha
Murga Banati Hai !!
By:
Dev
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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Jasmeet : "Your hono...
Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."Judge : "But why ?"Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."Judge : "How do you know ?"Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
By:
ADMIN
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JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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