Santa and Banta were having an...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa and Banta were having an intellectual discussion about geography. Eventually Banta says to Santa, "What's the correct way of saying it, Iraq or Iran?"

Master- 2 me se 2 gy...

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Santa- Samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster- Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Santa- Sabji.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa meets his old ...

Santa meets his old friend.Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.Friend: Oye, iska matlab?Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Apni Girl-Frie...

Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ko love kar raha Tha.
Ladki Boli: Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?
Santa: Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ek din Santa ne apni...

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dalaÃ¢â‚¬â€œI love you.
Premika(Gusse se): Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa: I love you Didi!!!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa at petrol pump...

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana h?

Santa: Jana kahan h hum
to aise hi paise urate h.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa and Banta were having an...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa and Banta were having an intellectual discussion about geography. Eventually Banta says to Santa, "What's the correct way of saying it, Iraq or Iran?"

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Master- 2 me se 2 gy...

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Santa- Samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster- Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Santa- Sabji.

Santa meets his old ...

Santa meets his old friend.Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.Friend: Oye, iska matlab?Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.

Santa Apni Girl-Frie...

Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ko love kar raha Tha.
Ladki Boli: Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?
Santa: Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Ek din Santa ne apni...

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dalaÃ¢â‚¬â€œI love you.
Premika(Gusse se): Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa: I love you Didi!!!

Santa at petrol pump...

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana h?

Santa: Jana kahan h hum
to aise hi paise urate h.

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Santa and Banta were having an...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa and Banta were having an intellectual discussion about geography. Eventually Banta says to Santa, "What's the correct way of saying it, Iraq or Iran?"

You May Also Like

Master- 2 me se 2 gy...

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe? Santa- Samjh me nhi aya masterji. Mster- Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha? Santa- Sabji.

Santa meets his old ...

Santa meets his old friend.Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.Friend: Oye, iska matlab?Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.

Santa Apni Girl-Frie...

Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ko love kar raha Tha. Ladki Boli: Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye? Santa: Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata

Santa: Look a thief ...

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

Ek din Santa ne apni...

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dalaÃ¢â‚¬â€œI love you. Premika(Gusse se): Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte? Santa: I love you Didi!!!

Santa at petrol pump...

Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do. Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalva ke kahan jana h? Santa: Jana kahan h hum to aise hi paise urate h.

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Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Santa- Samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster- Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Santa- Sabji.

Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ko love kar raha Tha.
Ladki Boli: Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?
Santa: Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dalaÃ¢â‚¬â€œI love you.
Premika(Gusse se): Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa: I love you Didi!!!

Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.

Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana h?

Santa: Jana kahan h hum
to aise hi paise urate h.