Santa: Doctor, Doctor! I swall...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Doctor, Doctor! I swallowed a bone.

Doctor: Are you choking?

Santa: No! I'm serious!

Teacher: Who's ...

Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?

Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Bhai Aaj To C...

Santa: Bhai Aaj To Chaye Pine Ka Maja Aa Gaya.
Banta Ki Beti: UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI Ne Dudh Me Muh Na Mara Hota To AUr Bhi Maja Aata.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

santa grlfrnd ko gha...

santa grlfrnd ko ghar le gya
sab darwaze, khirkiyan, band kar di
light off kr k
uske pas aya or bola:
.
Dekho meri watch m light jalti h?
santa alwyz rocks

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Will U marry,...

Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Professor Banta aske...

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Doctor, Doctor! I swall...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Doctor, Doctor! I swallowed a bone.

Doctor: Are you choking?

Santa: No! I'm serious!

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Teacher: Who's ...

Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?

Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.

Santa: Bhai Aaj To C...

Santa: Bhai Aaj To Chaye Pine Ka Maja Aa Gaya.
Banta Ki Beti: UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI Ne Dudh Me Muh Na Mara Hota To AUr Bhi Maja Aata.

santa grlfrnd ko gha...

santa grlfrnd ko ghar le gya
sab darwaze, khirkiyan, band kar di
light off kr k
uske pas aya or bola:
.
Dekho meri watch m light jalti h?
santa alwyz rocks

Santa: Will U marry,...

Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

Professor Banta aske...

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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Santa: Doctor, Doctor! I swall...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Doctor, Doctor! I swallowed a bone. Doctor: Are you choking? Santa: No! I'm serious!

You May Also Like

Teacher: Who's ...

Teacher: Who's A Terrorist? Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.

Santa: Bhai Aaj To C...

Santa: Bhai Aaj To Chaye Pine Ka Maja Aa Gaya. Banta Ki Beti: UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI Ne Dudh Me Muh Na Mara Hota To AUr Bhi Maja Aata.

santa grlfrnd ko gha...

santa grlfrnd ko ghar le gya sab darwaze, khirkiyan, band kar di light off kr k uske pas aya or bola: . Dekho meri watch m light jalti h? santa alwyz rocks

Santa: Will U marry,...

Santa: Will U marry, after I die. Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die. Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true..

Professor Banta aske...

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Santa: Doctor, Doctor! I swallowed a bone.

Doctor: Are you choking?

Santa: No! I'm serious!

Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?

Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.

Santa: Bhai Aaj To Chaye Pine Ka Maja Aa Gaya.
Banta Ki Beti: UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI Ne Dudh Me Muh Na Mara Hota To AUr Bhi Maja Aata.

santa grlfrnd ko ghar le gya
sab darwaze, khirkiyan, band kar di
light off kr k
uske pas aya or bola:
.
Dekho meri watch m light jalti h?
santa alwyz rocks

Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true..

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.