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Banta: What's the differe...
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Nov 29, 2014
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Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala?
Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!
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Jeeto: Where've you been?
Santa: Can't you guess where I've been?
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Santa: Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
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Masterji: kal school...
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.
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Sandeep
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