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Banta: What's the differe...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala?
Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!
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Nurse : Mubarak ho a...
Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Santa : Wahh G wahh kya Ultra technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!
By:
Imran Kagzi
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa was getting bi...
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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ADMIN
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa dials a number...
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, ye Ayodhya kaise chala gaya?
By:
Amit kumar
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Lady Doc: Tum roz su...
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
By:
Harry
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa K Restaurant P...
Santa K Restaurant Pr Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Santa Ji: Oye! Dil Bada Kr Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Ge.
By:
B K Tripathi
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: Why majority ...
Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?
Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!
By:
Abhishek bhatia
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