1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid
Missed call to ek bahana h
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana h
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana h
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Rajanikanth-s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth!!
What is the similarity between Women and Alcohol?
They both have amazing qualities of giving pleasure at night and a headache in the morning !