1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid
If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.
1 aadmi sharaab pee kar Saadhu se takra gaya.Saadhu gusse me bola.-Ruk ja murkh Me tujze Shraap deta huâ¦aadmi bola-2 min. maharaaj me glaas Le Kar Aata hu.
Sir: Akbar kaun tha?
Papu: Pata nahi.
SIR: Padai ki taraf dhyan do.
Papu: Sir, Renu, Priya kaun h?
SIR: Pata nahi.
Papu: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan
This is a Dirty Joke,
If You don't like reading it, please avoid.
Do You really wanna read this?
Are You sure?
A White dog Fell Into Mud and got DIRTY. :-)
Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are