Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan hai
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye.
Height of Shame.
At bus stop a girl was standing
with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says "Chalna hai kya?"
Girl replies : Papa mein hoo
Don't spend ÃÂ£2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
Pehle IPL me shaadi ho jaati to Preity ke aaj Parthiv Patel jitne bade bachche hote.
Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge.
Montu- Sir, HDFC ke Malik h Teacher- WAAH, HDFC Bank.? Montu-Nahi Sir, HiraLaL Dahibade & FuLki Center...