By B K Tripathi (Jun 21, 2016)
Ahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gai Muskuraht se apke roshan fiza ho gai jab se dekha hai nigaho ne apko in nigaho ko Motiya bind ki shikayat ho gai
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am.
Bhojpuri ishq- Taj mahal kaun chiz ba, hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib, Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe, tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.
Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters? Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"!
Ek police inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: utho, ghar me chori ho rahi hai. Inspector: mujhe sone de, iss time duty par nahi hoon.
Girl- Plz send me some good jokes. . . . . . . Boy- Main padhai kar raha hu... After 2 min. Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.
