Ahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gai
Muskuraht se apke roshan fiza ho gai
jab se dekha hai nigaho ne apko
in nigaho ko Motiya bind ki shikayat ho gai
Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Par Har Koi Marta H,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke AayiYe To.
Ek Chuha Marwana H.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha H.
There has been extensive Islamization in Pakistan.
No girl can walk in market without receiving religous compliments like
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge.
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen.
Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive h,
aur rang bhi bahut gora h.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..???
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."