Ahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gai
Muskuraht se apke roshan fiza ho gai
jab se dekha hai nigaho ne apko
in nigaho ko Motiya bind ki shikayat ho gai
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
When i call you
1.Ringing means i m thinking u
2.Ringing means i like u
3.Ringing means i miss u
4.Ringing means i need u
5.Ringing means behray phone utha.